Have a safe Barbeque

Another sarcastic video, health and safety is already bonkers, so the advice offered in this video may not be too far off the mark.
I've copied the voice from a Radio 4 presenter, hosting Gardener's Question Time, but I don't know what he's called. If you know his name, tell me.

Have a safe Barbeque
Looks like somebody is thinking of having a barbeque, but STOP, and THINK!
Safety is paramount to the enjoyment of such summer-time activities; make sure you have the necessary equipment to avoid any unwanted accidents and tragedies. I think we need to start again with a check-list.
To be safe you must be seen, and a high visibility jacket should always been worn.
Wearing a hard hat is a legal requirement on any site where there is construction, and you are constructing a meal. With fire!
Protect your eyes from spitting fat and oil, nobody wants their summer fun turned into an agonising inferno!
Heat and fire-proof gloves should also been worn, as there is always the possibility of heat transfer through the extra long sausage grabbers.
Treat your barbeque like any other fire and keep a safe distance.

It is advised that you purchase
A mask
Warning sign
Fire extinguisher

Remember!
Think!
Wear the correct clothes
Accept your responsibility, and
Take care of yourself, and you too can be a safe outside eater!

Royalty-free music by Kevin MacLeod, thanks Kevin. http://incompetech.com/

Category:

Comedy

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• comedy
• spoof
• funny
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• barbeque
• BBQ
• fire
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• safety
• equipment
• fail
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• wrong

[gazmetal]

Don't forget to wear steel toecap boots. You don't want to drop a hot dog on your toe!

[gardenspoon]

@gazmetal That's a good point actually, I should have mentioned it, now someone could sue!! Shit!

[delboy1978uk]

lol This Was Actually True! :-P

[gardenspoon]

@delboy1978uk The Wasted Action Toffee

[XCHUSKYXC]

awesome twat :D

[gardenspoon]

@XCHUSKYXC More twat-talk ;-)

[alphasimaed]

Thanks for this advices :D

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

@JasonMiliband Do you mean "If it was funny, then people would be laughing and they're not. What are you talking about?"

I think you'll find people were laughing, I was. And how can you tell? You're not in everybody elses home or wherever the viewer is, are you? So how would you know?

[delboy1978uk]

@gardenspoon there was always tomfoolery

[JasonMiliband]

@gardenspoon thats raceist

[JasonMiliband]

@MadMonkeyBoy08 if it waz funny plp wud be laffin and ther not an wot u talkin bout

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

@JasonMiliband I think you'll find that it is.

If you don't like it then why're you here?

Also, it's a matter of opinion. And please, sort out your grammar skills, it's hardly English.