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[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0 Lastly, I did offer information that disproved the biblical god...(the ones where you lied and said you hadn't read them). An omniscient "Creator" wouldn't have contradictions and inaccuracies in the "unerring word of God".  Obviously if your god did exist...he doesn't care if his holy book is accurate.

Also, why do you find it necessary to insult me?...you called me "an insolent little boy"...normally only adolescents resort to name calling. Are insults a normal part of your debate?

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0

1) I don't "whine" and I also couldn't care less if you "dis-invited" me.

2) You stated in your last comment that you "trashed everything else" except for two lines of one comment...so how could you possibly state that "Your posts were in no way intellectual or rational"?

Which is it? Were you lying in your last comment when you said you didn't read them...or are you lying now when you admitted that you did read them?

[kenfo0]

@CynicalSkeptic1 you are an insolent little boy, nothing else. You were already dis-invited from whining at me, and yet here you are again. Your posts were in no way intellectual or rational. You simply stamp your feet and whine "you have to prove to me God exists". I must do no such thing. You made the affirmation "there is no God". Prove it. Can't? Then shut your mouth, boy.

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0 The reason for the delayed response is that your emails when in my junk folder. (how appropriate)

Of course you "trashed everything else"....because it is easier to utilize RBGs (religious blinding goggles) and ignore any contradictory evidence when you are attempting to maintain delusional religious belief.

It truly doesn't matter if you ignored my posts....my target audience is actually for the people who are "on the fence" religiously and peruse these comment sections.

[kenfo0]

@CynicalSkeptic1 why did you feel the need to spam me with several posts, 5 months late? You think you are "witty", but you are not. Saying "There is no God" is a positive assertion one would need to prove. There is no way around it, simpleton. Please go spam someone else with your nonsense. I read the first two lines of the above post (abject nonsense), and trashed everything else. Grow up, kid.

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0 Lastly, here is an article from Christplagiarized(dot)com for you to peruse:

Scientists had to suffer torture, silencing, imprisonment and death at the hands of Christians who didn't agree with newly discovered facts about the world. Christianity lost the first battle with astronomers who realized that, contrary to what Christians asserted, the Sun did not orbit the Earth, and that the Universe doesn't seem to be designed specifically for humankind.

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0 The Bible is filled with a veritable plethora of contradictions and inaccuracies so it obviously couldn't have been created by an omniscient "supreme being".

Here are some web sites for you to peruse:

infidels(dot)org/library/moder­n/jim_meritt/bible-contradicti­ons(dot)html

thethinkingatheist(dot)com/pag­e/bible-contradictions

skepticsannotatedbible(dot)com­/contra/by_name(dot)html

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@kenfo0 "You should study long and hard on that, instead of desperately googling around to "prove" what cannot be proven."

Sir, the biblical god's existence can easily be disproven. The theory of evolution completely disproves the fable of Creation. No Creation = No original sin = No need for Yahweh/Jesus' malodorous cloud of self-sacrificing effluvium.

Also, the earth isn't geocentric, sin doesn't cause disease, and leprosy cleansing doesn't result from the "sprinkling of bird's blood".