A newly channeled message from Ashtar Sheran has been posted here to YouTube, because if you were the Supreme Alien Commander of a huge spacefleet, you'd communicate via YouTube like everyone else. In it he explains the delay.
PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT THE CRAB NEBULA AND GOT LOST. SOME IDIOT FIRED A COUPLE OF PHOTON TORPEDOES INTO THE VENTILATION SHAFT AND BLEW UP THE MOTHERSHIP.
AS SOON AS CHEWIE FIXES THE HYPERDRIVE, WE WILL BE THERE.
PROMISE
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ogskeetdizzle 1 year ago
retarded
osiris6669 1 year ago
keep them coming,lol
autumnsapphireblue 2 years ago
lulz
DoctorTDurden 3 years ago
lol
Kreisais 3 years ago
douche
Blueflames537 3 years ago