VIP SUPER CHAMPION RIDE!!!!!

TRAVIS GOT A NEW RIDE - AND ITS SWEEEEEET

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• FUNNY
• WE
• THE
• KINGS
• POP
• ROCK
• COMEDY
• BAND

[mirabellapoeta]

lol and travis has the greatest hair i've seen on a guy.

[kiwisgoquack]

"how sick is that!?"

lmao

xD

[shaniaxrockxmom]

@TaperedMomJeans saz i bloody luv u like mad, i do! ur me babe n u iz fitter then any girl der iz. trust me babez u iz in me hotty, me fitty, n me homie. u wll be well chuffed, i gotz da prescriptional kind off me mate dave, so u wont have 2 b a lil cook 2nite. goin str8 up our arses dis iz! babez i haz bin at work all day n not even had a wank so i haz got a pint of propa double cream in me ballz for ya! gonna fill up ur shortcake just lovely babez! den we canz cuddle n watch cum dine wiv me!

[TaperedMomJeans]

@shaniaxrockxmom OH BABY I HAZ ALWAYZ BELIEVED IN U! Sorry 4 puttin u thru da ringa, bt I hav me pride n I had 2 test ur luv! I know u dont want no ginge minge! Yuck! Just lyke I dont want no ginger sausage party up in ma grill! U get codeine from boots or da legit prescriptional kind? BC I iz in da "anal stage" rite now n reddy 2 plug n watch "Cum Dine Wiv Me" onna da telly! Den I myte let u "dine" on me strawberry short cake! All it needz iz da cream! ;) Xoxo.

[shaniaxrockxmom]

@TaperedMomJeans babez how long haz u known me? bare time! u kno im no playa! i learnt in pysc bc it all about shaggin innit? like wiv kidz der iz da oral stage, da anal stage, n da genitalia stage bit lyke us wen we shaggin u get me? dem boiler room fingerbanz were da best! neva washed me fingers fro weekz so i cud smell ur strawberry on dem! az dat colonel kfc say 'fingerlickin good'! babez i scored a bunch of codeine, n i iz on me way back. lets hav a romantical nite in eh?

[TaperedMomJeans]

@shaniaxrockxmom I still dunno wot 2 believe! I aint lyke Cher n I dun believe in lyfe afta luv, so I iz on da verge ov a suicidiation breakdown! Dat is RUBBISH about u learnin in Psych klass! Da only ting u learn in klass wuz how 2 roll a spliff! Oh, n da female form wen wed skip all 2getha n go bump it in da boila room! Dat wuz hawt n u iz da best I cud dream ov. I want 2 trust u n dayum u look sexy rockin MY beard: a nice raveny black! I iz gothik lyke R Patz n I iz gonna byte u if y a playa!

[shaniaxrockxmom]

@TaperedMomJeans sazz u got it all wrong! itz a well known fact dat ginges hav da smelliest fartz just like dey iz firey in temprementaliation. i leartn dat in psychology class. i aint bin playin 'how do i look wiv a ginger beard' wiv dat ginge sheena! also u shud knowz me by now dat i dont lik carrots or carrot cake! cake just like nanas iz ment 2 be sweet n gud, n ur nana iz da sweetest n gudest goin! it like stawberry ur nana, n u kno wot goes gud wiv ur straberry? my cream!

[TaperedMomJeans]

@shaniaxrockxmom WOT? Who u referrin 2 wen u say ginges hav da smelliest air bizkits? Bc da only ginge WE know iz Sheena 'Da Town Bicycle' Westwood! U eva get wit her? If so, den u n I iz thru! I aint playin, I know wot dat bird iz lyke! She farted rite on me head once durin swimmin practice! I had 2 swim da breast stroke (har har, no jokes I aint playin!) behind her n she let an air bubble creep out her ass to pop in me face! I, sure she did da same 2 u wen u was eatin from her carrot cake!!!

[shaniaxrockxmom]

@TaperedMomJeans cheers babez for da link! u know i luv a classic fart inna da face video! da ginge mom deffo let an azz flappa free to slap dat one who iz like matthew lillard on da crack, in da face! i bet it smelt well mingin comin from a ginge arse. gingers always hav smellier farts. Corr babez u iz rite dat iz a supa champion ride! i luv wathcin me fittie ride da salami rodeo till dis bull cant take no more n bucks you off, throwz u down for a propa gud nana drilling!

[TaperedMomJeans]

Wot? Did dat bloke (da non ginge one) get filmed smellin an air biscuit at da end? Lookit his face n tell Sazz (dat's me innit) dat aint da look ov a fella who just got an face full ov sass from da ass! I hope dis is da case bc its all da video has goin 4 it! I clicked on it hopin to see sum hawt ginge action bc I know when me chap Trev asks 4 a Supa 'Champion Ride' he mean he want me on hiz johnson reverse cowgirl style! Dis iz borin as fuck! I cud cr8 a betta video ov me cat's azz talkin!

[GamerzAdvanceTV]

Travis, you are my idol xD I'm gonna buy me one of those and ride it with PRIDE :D

[Hattergurl1222]

I love Danny hes my fav!