Men for Palin: A Summer Surprise (Version 2)

The Official Sarah Palin Ballad:

Lover...
We met on a Friday
In August with overcast skies
The old man stepped out
And we let out of shout
Up his sleeve was a summer surprise

Forgotten...
Was the talk of last night
When we gazed to the right at your face
With your guns and your good book
And your cute perky look
Who needs change when you've secured the base?

CHORUS:
So we are wailing,
We love Sarah Palin
Our Moose-huntin' hope-blunting GOP nominee!
So our Hearts are sailin'
For you Gov'na Palin'
Our Alaskan Sport-castin'
GOP nominee... for VP!

Sarah...
Our girl from Wasilla
A mayor with five kids and a heart
By your second term
You had hired a firm
To lobby for earmarks, how smart

Gov'na...
You're our bridge from nowhere
You puts jets and commissioners on eBay
You lowered the tax rate,
You kept your bearings straight
While Russia was just three miles away!

CHORUS

Sarah...
You think with your gut
Unlike those fact-finding rational punks
With your Tina Fey glasses
Kick those Ivy League asses
Take their "plans" and replace them with spunk

Sarah...
The earth is like Hockey
Iraq's like the drop of a Puck
You play all sixty minutes
You stay in 'til you win it
As for the economy, our country is ...
Just out of luck

CHORUS

Sarah, it's great that you're a mother of five... but what do we do about the
subprime Mortgage crisis and its subsequent effects on the global economy?

I mean, I'm glad you can whip up some Moose stew, but how do we deal with a
Medvedev-run, Putin-influenced Russia?

I adore your small town values, but how do we solve the global climate crisis?

And finally, a few words of loving thanks...

I thought the culture war was over, but you brought it back.

I thought we'd finally talk about the issues, but I'd rather talk about
lipstick and your affect on the horserace.

And I'm glad women now have someone to vote for, because clearly women can only vote for other women. Thanks Sarah.

And as for Barack Obama, Joe Biden, ideas, plans, change, inspiration,
"experts" and hope... thanks, but no thanks.

CHORUS

Cast:

Sarah Palin: Danielle Gram
Cowboy: Will Skinner
Hunter: Warren Loegering
Student for McCain: Sam Berman-Cooper
Hockey Player: Sam Novey
Rich Guy: Jack Gage

Production:

Music written by Sam Berman-Cooper and Warren Loegering
Lyrics written by Pete Davis, Sam, and Warren
Film editing by Sam Novey

Category:

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[lgbabycakes]

WOW WOW WOW!!! The music is fantastic! GREAT GUITAR, VIOLIN, VOCALS, LYRICS- the whole shebang. LOVE IT!

[gladtohelpafriend]

Brilliant =]

[femmedange]

Connections, connections. For some. We can say Obama didn't have those.

[femmedange]

The "working man" is defined by politicians as middle class and lower (working class). The only wealth that Obama intends to spread when he talks about "spreading the wealth" are the truly wealthy, those who are further from the common man (of which I'm guessing you are), as I am, under the Bush Administration. The disparity grows between them and us, thanks to the Republicans. He's hoping to improve your life, goon!

[banjokev]

Nice vid folks. Palin will forever be McCain's one great regret.

Hey walshy158 - You're a sick individual. I'd watch your back, I do believe the secret service has access to the web. I'm just gonna plant that seed and let it fester in your twisted ignorant and paranoid brain.

[KevinAlanBrown]

Nice post Walshy. As much as I despise Bush and Cheney - they are the worst administration in U.S. history - I'd never advocate for their assassination. You, (d)ickwad, are a sorry example of a U.S. citizen.

[walshy158]

what a gay video... seriously... fuck obama.. if he even tries to spread the wealth of the hard earned money by the working man(which is considered rich) i'll be the first to applaud the person that puts a bullet in his head.

[OBAMAISGREAT]

Great video guys and gals! You have to be in the top one percent to even get in to Harvard Law School.Your LSAT scores have to be through the stratosphere. Obama was head of the law review which means you have to be even smarter than the next guy.Obama is a extremely brilliant man and Michelle is an extremely brilliant woman. Obama's adorable little girl is smarter than Palin right now!

McCain = Forrest Gump of U.S. Naval Academy! Palin graduated from six colleges to get one fake degree.

[HouseDiva33]

you'd get in too if your father was an admiral, or in bush's case; father was vice and president of the united states.

[FreeAgain2]

But seriously . . .

Here is the step by step video Burning Down the house, $700 Billion bailout and why we have mortgage failures = 1RZVw3no2A4

And be ready to hit pause; the info moves along at a good clip.