Gaston's "Me!" from Beauty and the Beast

This song is from the stage musical of Beauty and the Beast. Gaston sings it to Belle as a marriage proposal. It is not found in the animated movie. It is fun to sing, but I am nothing like the character of Gaston.

Gaston:
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me.
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!
Gaston:
We'll be raising sons galore
Belle:
Inconceivable
Gaston:
Each built six foot four!
Belle:
Unbelievable
Gaston:
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene
Belle:
I'm not hearing this
Gaston:
You'll be keeping house with pride
Belle:
Just incredible
Gaston:
Oh so gratified
Belle:
So unweddable
Gaston:
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.
Gaston:
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge,
my latest kill roasting over the fire,
my little wife massaging my feet, while
the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.
We'll have six or seven
Belle:
Dogs?
Gaston:
No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me
Belle:
Imagine that
Gaston:
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me
Escape me? There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry...
Gaston:
So Belle, what will it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
Belle:
I...I just don't deserve you!
Gaston:
Who does?
ME!

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[Joshuah128]

Gaston is an absolute extreme sexist. Thumbs up if you agree.

[JosipaKumoriNeko]

stereotype overload! No wonder Belle kicked him out! Go girl!

[CaptKid33]

LOVE IT!!!! phildec78 you did an amazing job and I laughed so hard the first time I watched this. Kudos to you man!

[christieg4]

@thesuperbeast46 you are INSANE

[MonsterDevil7]

@Joshuah128 O RLY?

[lebanonify1]

@thesuperbeast46 dude you suck at trolling haha

[vidman163]

I don't know Miles Gloriosus can sing a pretty good forced marriage and bride claiming/ pillaging and raping.

[CelticChrissy]

awesome voice! you really make the song sound real! well done!

[Donald6193]

NO ONE SINGS A PROPOSAL LIKE GASTON!

[MonsterDevil7]

Perfect !!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT !

Could you do all of the Gaston's songs? :D

[RosesnWater]

Nice singing, I felt you really got the Gaston's feelings right in the sound of your voice

Very Nice :D

[IgnorantorEvil]

@thesuperbeast46 Your argument is neither compelling nor convicting. Begone, heathen!