JATO THEME TUNE!

Hai ! Extor the warlock here. This is a rap I did because I wanted my guild to have a loltastic theme tune.. I'm not a rapper. I don't claim to be. I can't rap for shit. This is just for fun. Hope you all enjoy it!

Lyrics are!

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Comin to you live from Zenedar ,
No escapin' this shit
Hearthstones on cooldown motherfucker
Get on your mounts
We're goin for a ride.
JATO on the set.
Lets go.

The whole planet stood still when we signed the charter
Every paladin bubbled all their son's and daughter's and
A little gnome cried when they heard the name
'Cause it was time for a new guild to rule the game.
We rocked every instance from top to bottom
Ain't no tier piece that we'd forgotten
And we might have given our legendary away
But fuck that dude.. Italian's are gay.

Now, I ain't sayin that we have a life
Cause Overshaman's on this shit all night.
You know, we got our problems just like everyone else
Like someone ninja pullin' illidan himself
But at the end of the day, the result was just grand
When the healers got buffed by godslefthand.
And we tanked the boss in the corner of the circle
Who said that anyway? What a dick.


(Chorus)

J.A.T.O.
You motherfuckers can't mess with us we got skills
J.A.T.O.
You couldn't afford one of our repair bills
J.A.T.O.
Dpsing so hard that you will explode
J.A.T.O.
We'll beat you so bad your user interface won't load.

Showdown? Who the fuck are you ?
Can you cast consecrate level 2 ?
And AOE the whole citadel to death
Or down lich king before the end of a breath
We like ninja turtles, kickin ass together
Darkangello, Raphael, Donutella
Our healing makes you hard mode in your pants
So stand in fire and forward slash dance

PVP yeah we got it down too
Yatzy is gonna make a dick of you
And sure he might squeal like a little girl
But there are plenty of gay people in the world
We fail in school to get to where we are
But achievements are better than grades by far
So put a hold on that engineering degree
And come and level your engineering with me

(Chorus)

J.A.T.O.
You motherfuckers can't mess with us we got skills
J.A.T.O.
You couldn't afford one of our repair bills
J.A.T.O.
Rina will ruin your life
J.A.T.O.
Makin your loved one, your ex wife

Don't make an app if your english sucks
And don't try and gank us you'll get FUCKED UP
We don't want a warrior who gems spell power
Or Arvernus will root you for half an hour.
Our rogues are so pro they can steal your gear
Eviscerate and stab you into next year.
And if you beat by a pet like alfred's crab.
Congratulation's, you're a nab..

Chillin in Dalaran soakin the trade
Midsummer bonfires an lemonade
Gold seller's we'll teach you a lesson
Our guild bank is what caused the recession
If we're late for work then that's just fine
Cause our boss should appreciate server time
Speakin o' which, it's time to raid
Haastia's army, bringin the pain

J.A.T.O.
You motherfuckers can't mess with us we got skills
J.A.T.O.
You couldn't afford one of our repair bills
J.A.T.O.
DPSin so hard you'll explode
J.A.T.O.
We'll beat you so bad your user interface won't load.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Jato
• zenedar
• world
• of
• warcraft
• rap
• voiceofallanger
• extor
• warlock
• guild

[voiceofallanger]

Thanks everyone for the nice comments, and thank you Showdown for having a sense of humour. Particularly Stary. No hard feelings, just thought it would be damn funny tbh :D

[cafepwnage]

Fuck Stary! he sucks anways! 5 stars!

[voiceofallanger]

@cafepwnage lal. We love Stary, but I just had to.. ROFL

[Ghraag]

It's in my favorites :D And btw, make more !! <3

[SingingDeath]

OMG :)

Hi Extor, SingingDeath here, just runed into this by coincidence :)

Thumbs up  ;)

[PanserbjorneGod]

"our guild band is what caused the recession" hahaha Morg here cheers from greece

[SwampY2705]

KOZCO HERE!

luuuuv tha' soong!

[cbeavo]

This was FREAKING AWESOME!!! I loved it. Found a link to it on Reddit from one of you guildies.

[lspoll]

screw grinding...i'll show you how to get from 1 to 80 in a week! - /watch?v=d1k0tLOrGQE

[philbuul]

omg lol ulti its Badass btw XD

[stenentank]

Best song ever, make more FFS /Rödbärspaj here.

[zuja59]

Gold seller's we'll teach you a lesson

Our guild bank is what caused the recession!! EPIC