Can Anyone Operate Heavy Machinery

Heroes aren't born. They're medicated.

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[ExterminatorElite]

@p2umpkin Brian was looking forward to college, because he would ride his bike everywhere, but because his bike was stolen, he left and went home to play videogames instead. Then his stupid girlfriend asked him what he was doing, and it spurred on a jet-propulsion diarrhea attack, so he got some medication to treat it. He immediately takes it, right there at the pharmacy, and on his way back, stumbles upon the scene which we see here now.

[webethezombie]

Top comments are too long to read. Fuck that.

[RandomProduct]

That pill bottle expired in '04.

Why do you guys still have it?

[BranmanR]

haha, genius.

[Huntergphil2]

I bet you the top comments are funny.

Too bad I can't read. :'(

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@webethezombie This comment contradicts itself o.O

[XBelknap]

tl;dr top comments

[pokenintendo]

challenge accepted...

[starkreality70]

WHY ARE THE TOP TO COMMENTS THE SAME!!??

[EpicGolfTime]

did anyone notice that the perscription expired 6 years ago

[Grabnar622]

DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE AND FUCKING THUMBSINNNG UPSSING THE PEOPLE WHO REPLY TO OTHERS