God exists!

PROOF!

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[UniversalRules]

Now explain the fucking pineapple.

[ninjanick0922]

faith? more like a waste of fucking time.

[SRPC21]

It seems to be curbed for a Monkey's hand hmmm *cough* Evolution *cough*

[UPANDCOMINGGSI]

this must be a joke right?

[RyanVonFleming]

XD

[JakeStrangeFishing]

@UniversalRules the pineapple has colors that indicate when it is ready to eat as well as multiple leafs at the top which will fall out when tugged if the pinapple is ready to eat, when ready to eat, the skin is easily peeled off and the juicy pineapple is now ready to eat, when squeezed, the pineapple can be used as a drink. A biodegradable, readyness indicating, food/drink, product of god

[captramshackle]

I never did... I think I just pissed myself laughing.

[captramshackle]

i never did... i think i just pissed myself laughing.

[Griddelman]

Now turn the banana upside down....there goes his entire argument! LMAO!!!

[laurenjeroen]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rywibr]

That's fine and dandy - props to you for discovering bananas are easy to eat; No really, I can imagine the strain it must've taken to figure this out. But monkeys are the one who eat bananas regularly as a main food source, not humans; I believe this is because of something cause evolution - you should google it, it's some really interesting stuff. Anyways, way to go for proving that at one point in our past bananas were a great food source for us before we evolved into our current situation. (=

[randomhobbyist]

@randomhobbyist despite the fact that some of those sentences made no sense you gget the point. bananas are ours plantains are gods. we are better. (it was late ok)