The Swine (Parody of "One Time" by Justin Bieber)

Do you know someone who freaks out everytime someone coughs or sneezes, claiming they have Swine flu? This spoof is for them.

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Lyrics:

I've got the flu, No you got the swine
It's just the flu, No you got the swine
I've got the flu, No you got the swine
It's just the flu, No you got the swine
H1, N1

When I heard you sneeze and start to cough cough
I put on my mask to keep the germs off off
And even though we're best friends you must stay away
Cause I'm not planning to get get sick today

You sneeze, I flee
You cough, I run off
Your germs, make me squirm
And your health, cause my death.

I know you're my best friend, my best buddy
But stay away from me
I think you got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)
I think you got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)

You know I'm here for you
But when you got the flu
I want nothing to do with you
I think you got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)
I think you got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)

You cough and sneeze, you know that it frightens me
You're at my side, them germs are all over me
Many have called asking me to go out
Whatever they want to do I can go without

Pinwheels and Silly String
You know I won't be
At that party
'Cause I want to be germ free

But now I'm feeling bad, my throat is sore
And one things for sure
I think I got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)
Think I got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)

And now I'm turning pink
I start to oink and squeek
And grow a tiny curly pink tail
I think I got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)
Think I got the swine
(Got the swine, got the swine flu)

I've got the flu, Now you got the swine
It's just the flu, Now you got the swine
I've got the flu, Now you got the swine
H1, N1

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Original Version by:
Justin Bieber
"One Time"
(C) 2009 The Island Def Jam Music Group
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTdh8eM_aY

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Music video by Justin Bieber performing One Time
with JB & Corron [Producer], C. "Tricky" Stewart [Producer], Kuk Harrell [Producer], Andrew Listermann [Video Producer], Vashtie [Video Producer]
(C) 2009 The Island Def Jam Music Group
Category: Music
Tags: Justin Bieber One Time Pop Island Records JB Corron [Producer] C. Tricky Stewart Kuk Harrell Andrew Listermann [Video Producer] Vashtie
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[missklassickid14]

thumbs up for the stuffed pig

[polarpuff2651199]

@losers497 he had it cut off when he was a few days old due to circulation problems.

[lossor]

some mistakes in the video editing

[greyk0ala11]

i really want a video download of this to put on my ipod and make my friend amy have another legendary on the floor laugh attack

[alijenks11]

well, at least i can shake his hand with my right arm

[ilovefrenchfries123]

where the fuck is your arm

[losers497]

@echavez4ever wonderin the same thing! so weird!

[echavez4ever]

Weres ur other arm??

[theflamecommenter]

GENIUS

[brutesniper9901]

But this. Is Funny :-)

[brutesniper9901]

You. Fucking suck.  X0