I'm the Police! - Comedy Time

Sometimes criminals get the upper hand...literally. David Raibon explains.

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[Rookie395]

Lol: "And he said F You ... except he used all the letters"

[suspendmeassholes]

That was funny! More....

[Cosmonauteable]

Not bad indeed. Good content, well delivered

[DARIUSCIRIUS]

not bad :)

[LighthammerStudios]

@P3AC3OUT1995 Wow...you don't know shit about the law. If you don't pay the ticket, you have to go to court. If you don't go to court, a bench warrant is issued for your arrest and if you are arrested then, you usually have to sit in jail until your court date comes around. Claiming distress and suing....wow....just wow...

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@13GoodRats xD lol true that... and they can giv a ticket if they want, but i hav no legal obligation to pay it, and if they call or harass me over paying it i can claim distress and sew them :P

[13GoodRats]

@P3AC3OUT1995 i just dont know about that....i think blowing the speed limit through a school zone may raise a few eyebrows, pens, and ticketbooks

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@13GoodRats xD lol but wats the harm they can do high??? maybe buy out the whole food section in a store and drive REALLY slowly O.o and lol xD no... as a free man they hav no authority to even stop you for a ticket, if they do in a car owned by you, you can fine them, because speed limits are part of statutory law, which i already stated does not apply to freemen, as i said, only laws apply to free men are murder, assault, torture and robbery... and in some case's high level harassment...

[13GoodRats]

@P3AC3OUT1995 hahahahahaha maybe on freeways, but i know most places with speed limits definitely enforce them ;) i have no problem with potheads just when they say the stereotypical "in the privacy of their own home" line, cuz god knows some stoned dudes gonna wander out his front door insearch of a jack in the box for some tacos hahahaha

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@13GoodRats lol yea technically everyone is given the illusion of freedom but you must be intelligent enough to TAKE that freedom these days, extracting yourself "legally" from the system, and lol im not one myself to break laws, but i wanted the ability to do as i wished, atleast within reasonable bounds of concideration of other human beings, not causing harm or distress, but smoking a joint??? lol come on xD not to harmful huh? and you know wats cool... freemen ... can fuck speed limits xD

[13GoodRats]

@P3AC3OUT1995 haha well all very true, but technically everyones free, iv just never been one to break the laws set forth before me so i guess i've never had any problem with them, not presuming that you would be one, just conjecture

[P3AC3OUT1995]

@13GoodRats im a resident in England but with world citizenship, world id and a world passport, it is not your "duty" to follow any laws, as a person you are seen as 2 things, a legal person and your physical person there are only a few laws that actually apply if you chose to become a world citizen (free man) murder, torture, assault and robbery, the rest of the laws are statutory laws that only apply to your legal person ones that i am guessing you are bound by presuming you are not a free man