Teardrops on My Guitar (Jacob Black Version)

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Uploaded by on Jul 25, 2008

WARNING: You must watch this in a hyper mood.

Us (the tone-deaf cousins) decided to write a song about Jacob Black's feelings toward Bella Swan. It is to the tune of "Teardrops on My Guitar" by Taylor Swift.

Here are the lyrics:
Bella don't you see, you and me were meant to be,
We started friends, so long ago but back then just I didn't know,
That I would fall in love with you so easily,
And now I wonder why you won't just fall in love with me.

Bella, talk to me. I know I can make you happy.
More than that silly leech, Oh honey can't you just believe.
I am so much more than just a stupid dog. (not really)!
And if you marry me you'll bring me out of foggy fog.

CHORUS:
Your the reason why my heart is broken in 2.
You love the bloodsucker and there is nothing I can do.
Bella why can't you see that I can't get over loving you?

Bella listen to me, tell me why you can't love me.
I know you love that stupid leech, even though I disagree.
I know he has the looks, the body and the charm.
But hey, just look at these amazingly toned arms.

CHORUS:
Your the reason why my heart is broken in 2.
You love the bloodsucker and there is nothing I can do.
Bella why can't you see that I can't get over loving you?

So now I'm going home. And if you want to,
You can come over and I have a sleeping bag for 2!

You're the reason why my heart is broken in 2.
It's like the episode where Ash splits up with Pikachu.
I practiced this for weeks in my mirror deep inside my room.

Bella please just choose me or ill cry like a baby.
And trust me its something you don't want to see.

Bella don't you see, you and me were meant to be.

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  • go edward! this is awesome and hilarious!

    lol!

  • ehm......

    But I'm TEAM Edward too!!!

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  • Wow just wow good parody yet ur fricken wrongggggg

  • haha allie your soo little :) <3 your cheetah girl TORIS BOMB ;)

  • so true!!

    GO TEAM JACOB!!

  • why pikachu whyyyyy???

  • fun to see someones who are as crazy as me :D

  • Can I re-sing it :D

  • u guys are high...

  • Im not team edward... im not team jacob... im team push them both off a cliff

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