Top Ten (intelligent) reasons why I hate Twilight

http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:_Rebutting_the_Twilighter_Arguments

Music. The first song is called 'Drive' by Incubus. The second is 'No Transitory' by Alexisonfire.

Edward is abusive:http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/recycle-bin/edward-cullen-abusive-boyfri­end-eclipse-spoilers/t.26745143/

Bella is a Sue:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZF0hTA9wPI&feature=related

Paedophilia:http://www.helping-people.info/articles/dsm.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa43uLf_VkU&playnext_from=TL&videos=rP...
http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=18956

Volturi/vatican: http://fhsprofessor.com/?p=311

Now, context. I made this vid, partially as it's a boring Sunday, partially because lot's of pro Twi ask why I'm an anti Twi.

These are the main reasons.

I have read Twilight, I read all four a few months back. I began as indifferent, and then disliked each on more as I went on. That was all.

However, the fandom have been so rude to me, that I've ended up a Hater. I now rip the books apart (critically, that is) and I'm disgusted by it's messages.

While the prose is silly, and the storyline poor, my main issue with Twi is what it condones and encourages.

I've not been rude about fans personally or Meyer. I just criticise the novels.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• anti-twilight
• emotional
• abuse
• stephanie
• meyer
• bella
• swan
• edward
• criticism
• twilight
• cullenism

[StarkidHoran]

We had like a massive war in my class it was Harry Potter vs Twilight, now i am a HUGE Potterhead (understatement) and i've never hated something as much as i hate twilight, so i made it my mission to win the war lol :P We did, but now all the boys in my class are like 'TWILIGHT IS WAY BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER' And they do it just to annoy me -.-

[MoonPhase94]

@StarkidHoran well, Twilight is offensive and patronising towards guys as well. Bella is the kind of girl most guys hate; she goes on like she's too good for normal nice guys (i.e. Mike) but goes for guys like Edward, who breaks her heart. Edward is rich and good looking, suggesting that you have to be some sort of Hollywood-millionaire-god to just deserve someone as dull as Bella. And she plays guys against each other. So guys should hate it more than girls.

[cherokeediamond]

wow, i had never even thought about number 4....damn, you're good lol (:

[MoonPhase94]

@cherokeediamond thank you :)

[CAJ535]

She does have a job and she was going to college.... And she did have problems with blood like jasper I don't think u read the book closely enough... And obviously you did not understand anything and u just want something to complain about

[MoonPhase94]

@CAJ535 I remember that she wanted to go to college, but by what I remember at the end she stays at home to look after her family, especially as her daughter was still young. I tried to remember some of the smaller plot situations, but it was four novels, so if I did forget something it was merely human error. I think I have been fair on the video with my complaints, but I apologise if I was incorrect. If I wanted just to moan I would have said 'edward is gay lolz.'

[Hannaaah666]

Pure Brilliance.

The best anti-twilight video I've seen.

It's a crime that this video hasn't already been featured on the home page, there are some important messages in here for the "Twitards".

[Yuffie97]

This was brilliant. 5* !! don't mind if I use some points because i would love to own all the twilight fags at my school so badly I go to an all girls :(( feel my pain!!

[faketohma]

Wel, if by your definition of Saga I guess the farseer books could be defined as one. the main characters goes through so much shit because of who he is...you actually care about his plights and his triumphs...

[MoonPhase94]

@MusiicRoolz Imo, it was the ridiculous exaggeration on behalf of the fans that got this book series turned into a joke. Were the fans more mellow, the meyer would have ticked along nicely and it's flaws wouldn't have been as noticed. Sort of like many don't worry too much over the flaws in Harry Potter.

[MusiicRoolz]

I'm not hating on twilight-lovers, but what really aggravates me is that twilight isn't even a good book yet has millions of fans? peole rave about it when theres nothing to rave about. it's just unfair. sure it's an easy read, and mysterious-ish cause of the 'beautiful' vampires. it's also easy to put yourself in bella's shoes and implies that a girl will get the guy of their dreams even if they are completely personality-less and boring. but it's very poorly written. I know no book is perfect

[MoonPhase94]

@Alyssajulianne thanks, many of my friend are Twihards as well :)