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From Choose Your Adventure The Play. Andrea Kirwan as Mary Jo Kopechne, James Yates as Ted Kennedy, Diana Brown, Krista Carothers, Cherry DelRosario, and Stephanie Rucker as the Boiler Room Girls.

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  • Mary Jo: "Teddy. I think I'm pregnant. I'm scared. What'll we do?"

    Ted: "Don't worry, Mary Jo. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • Get behind the wheel of your mother's Oldsmobile

    Drink a bottle of gin

    Take a cutie for a spin and see if she'll show her skin

    Confuse the gas pedal for the brake flip the Olds into the lake

    Only you will then escape a car you could not steer when you mixed vodka with your beer.

    To swim away with the tide only to save your political hide.

    You asked your cousin to be a pal to say twas he who drowned this gal.

    As the Senate's biggest heel got behind the wheel of his mother's Oldsmobile

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  • @Booofrthefirst

    Goddamnit, stand up to the elite? You people are so fucking stupid. Robert was killed in a kitchen by a palestinian because he supported Israel. You retards believe Israel is part of the wolrd elite domination matrix, right? So then why did Robert support their soverigenity if was so BUCKING THE SYSTEM, HUH? Shut the FUCK UP

  • This has got to be one of the most fucked up things Ive ever seen...

  • Probably very close to the truth.

  • To think that Ted, even as a man in his late 20's, would kill a girl over pregnancy, in a situation that closely related to him, is freakin asinine. To be that close to murder, is incomprehensible. So, no, it wasn't over that.

    No one will ever know the truth. But when you are drunk, and as egotistical as Ted, with political ambition, the last thing you want to do is go to the police drunk. So, there is an obvious excuse for the missing hours.

    Still, very sad.

  • Billyz,

    If Ted had been trying to undermine the elite like his brother did (see Executive Order 11110) he would have been Dead Ted in the 60's, not lived to a ripe old age.

    Your theory does not stand up to logic.

  • LOL Billyz1313 maybe you should check into the Massachusetts General Hospital for a mental health evaluation ;)

  • OK....idiot

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you would bleed to save his soul, wouldn't you? The man is a murderer, so grow up and learn from his mistake.

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