College Advice From an Expert

London and Edinburgh Info: http://bit.ly/9QVH0o

In which John gives advice to incoming college students on the topics of academics, personal relationships, drinking, road trips, and more.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• college
• university
• advice
• freshman year
• going
• to
• moving out
• growing up

[tetsuyayamatashi]

@fizmaester The Fountainhead is a novel by Ayn Rand. In my experience, people tend to tote it around in an attempt to make themselves seem more intelligent. It's a good book, but definitely should not be carried about as if it's a trophy to your intellect.

[skullz291]

@fizmaester It's an Ayn Rand book. A lot of people read Libertarian literature and mentally dwarf themselves for years (or decades) afterwards as a result. If you frequent any online political forums of any kind, you'll eventually run into them.

They're essentially living proof that you don't have to be dumb to believe dumb things. In fact, it's easier to be dumb if you're smart enough to make good excuses about it.

Junk philosophy is bad.

[eliheart620]

love how im in college, and in middle of righting a paper on foucault as im watching this!

[L337Estonia]

See, I'm in an even better transition. I live on my own in my own apartment, but every couple weeks or so my dad comes over to visit and gets bored while I'm in school and cleans my toilet FOR me. Score.

[3I4I592653589793]

"Try not to pee or throw up on anyone else or their belongings." We Swoodilypooper fan's all know your experience with that, John. :p

[crayolaupyournose]

I have been puked on. Because when I get drunk, I apparently feel the need to look after those who begin vomiting. There was also one party where some guy pissed on a wall and onto my friends' stuff... Yeah, we kicked him out. It was about 3am. Dunno where he went.

[bandnerd218]

Why is there not a playlist with videos of your advice?... If there is and I just missed it when I was looking for it on the youtube page, please correct me! If it really isn't there, you guys should make that into another playlist. :)

[TheYellag]

Taunt forgiven...

[kloklo1274]

00:26 = major laughs

[shayyflower]

you forgot the wierd animal sex field. that should be the biggest one, right at the top.

[fizzie365]

i have puked on another person in college. he was happy that i chose to puke on his hands rather than those of any of the other people at the party. however, i do not recommend this as a means of bonding for other people. my friend is just really quirky lol

thanks john, for letting me know that it gets better eventually. graduating in may is totally freaking me out, but i have renewed hope that life will probably suck less in two years.

[gleeomg]

Oh ya hypochondriacs!