Andy Warski - Happiness, Low Goals, Beautiful People and Dying

A few more clips for Andy Warski's first headlining stand up comedy set.

Podcast links:
Listen or download from the web: http://warcast.libsyn.com/
Listen and subscribe on itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-warski-show/id456103799

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[raynedeerman]

... 20bucks X 200% is actually 40$... LOL math error. jk man luv ya.

[Andywarski]

@raynedeerman thats why is 200 percent MORE richer then I thought I would ever be lol, beieve me , Ithought out the wording lmao thanks for watcing

[sMoKeGanja666]

nice shit haha i think im going to the show where you fluffee furious pete and some other guys are performing its gunna be dope

[Andywarski]

@sMoKeGanja666 Nice! COme for sure, bring friends! Its gunna be epic.

[zzscz]

YEAH! I was on the stream when you talked about this.

[Andywarski]

@zzscz niccee, now you see it in action

[Angus565777]

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me right in the MOUTH"

LMFAO!

That's how you know your happy with your image, if you can look into the mirror and be like

"I'd tap that" Your golden!

[ThePaperTongue]

Almost forgot... I'm a dude.

[ThePaperTongue]

Marry me?

[HardPencilSketch]

I had a similar death joke but if I was dying I'd go to everyone "Back when we were camping I found something, something strange, something valuable."

They'll ask me what and I'll reply

"I've hidden it in- *dies*"

[IconicGamers]

That was brilliant! I couldn't wait to see more of this set after hearing about it on the podcast.

[TTSmylevel97]

@xburritox1

What the fuck?

[xburritox1]

Hey Andy (it's funny cuz that's my name too but i'm not white) you said to leave a comment about a topic and you might talk about it. I think it would be funny to hear you talk about that moment when you have to poop and you just can't hold it in and your like at the mall or store and then when you sit on the toilet seat your penis touches the seat cuz it's so big and from that moment on you feel you have every std known to man because chances are it's happen to other guys XD

[raynedeerman]

@sonicblade12345 yea after he replied to me i fixed it... read my 2nd coment what i say in the 1st comment is actually correct, its just not what he said (you are right i didnt get the richER part the first time). but ye the way he worded it it is true. but i cant tel your tone from your comment, i just hope this wastnt some disrespectful shit

[sonicblade12345]

@raynedeerman '200% richER': F(x)= 20x + 20, x represents percent change(can be negative or positive. In other words, you add 40 to 20. Math error on your part.

[whateverweed666]

even with all the decomposition, shes still a 9!

awesome stuff man keep it up!!

[TheScottkelley]

andy, i would really like to see more from you. you are f***ing hillarious.