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Uploaded by on Nov 11, 2008

Saying it the way it is.

Watch in higher quality at:
http://thinkgardner.com/2008/all-videos/alfred-the-alpha-male/

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Special thanks to viewer Cathy who sent the big glasses and to viewer Heidi who sent me video configs that make better YouTube quality.

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  • PleasePleaseMarryMeLikeRightNo­wOrElseYou'llRegretItForTheRes­tOfYourLifeAndISurelyWouldn'tW­antThatToHappenBecauseIDidThat­OnceAndItWasLikeTheMostHorribl­eExperienceInMyEntireLifeSoI'm­TryingToKeepOtherPeopleFromMak­ingTheSameMistakeThatIDidThank­YouSignedAlfred.

  • hahaha, bless you, you typed it out. :P

  • everything I hate about YouTube.

  • Agreed.

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  • Best way how to hit on a girl talk about Twilight and Barbies Ok Got it....

  • lol

    Love it; utterly hilarious!

  • i crack up every time i c the part when ur eating the cracker it cheers me up when im in any mood its favorite part of all the videos ive seen

  • Sometimes I think it is the actor playing the role which shines through the character. As I watch this I see a nerd but I am equally overwelmed with his strange desire to be shorter than him, weaker then him and him truely being the Alpha Male that I find myself following and idolizing!

  • rOFLMFAO!!!!! Omg!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

  • *wipes eyes*

    It's kinda sad that I can understand the cracker-in-his-mouth Daniel, lol.

  • HAHAHA. The cracker part.

  • who gave this thumbs down??? this is great!

  • "Would you pass me the potato salad i'm sorry?

    Hey Nancy I think I ran over your dog please."

    genius.

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