Re: What's the dumbest religious thing you've heard?

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[beloniidotcom]

:P lol, thanks for the replies and the awns to all is yes :D yay, my first vid :D

[beloniidotcom]

Eek, im so creepy :(

[jehovahuponyou]

We were asked:

"What's the dumbest religious thing you've heard?"

My answer:

"God Loves Everybody!"

[darthslash]

I expected him to say "The devil put the bones there to fool you" but the flood thing was a surprise :D

[FemmeBookworm]

Yeah, cause Jesus and God love you sooo much that you have to believe in them or they'll torture you for eternity after you die.

(sounds like Religionist's crap to me)

[shibihuntress]

LMAO! "So the bones sank deeper"

Awesome stupid story!

[jehovahuponyou]

HAM!!! Smoke It!!!!!!!

[mehtol]

AMSTERDAM!!!! SMOKE IT

[jehovahuponyou]

THE GOSPEL:

We are all sinners. The wage for sin is eternal separation from God in the 'lake of fire'. [JUSTICE!]

But God did make a way of payment for His People's sins:

Jesus, God's only Begotten Son, came to this earth, born of a virgin, was crucified, was dead, was buried, and was then resurrected three days later.

Salvation simply means God has so opened your heart, that you believe Jesus did that for you. [MERCY!]

Do you Believe, then you are Saved, so now follow Christ!!!!!!!

[jehovahuponyou]

Hey munkybutt and buzzman, how about:

1881AD

Now there's ya a date!!!!!!!

Also here IS God's Truth, not religionist's crap:

[verlfly]

The 1st century AD ranks pretty low on the nonsense scale. Study the 6th century BC, the 4th century AD, the 18th century AD, and the 21st century AD as some starting points for some real nonsense.

[munkymanly]

you make an excellent point Verifly...nonsense is nonsense is nonsense wether it was conjured up 2 thousand years ago,or just 50 years ago-it's all bull shit!

[jehovahuponyou]

NO ONE READS HERE ANY WAY!

But I'll repeat myself anyway:

'The dumbest religious thing I've ever heard is "God Loves Everybody!"'

That probably goes for me too, but since I am just a bunch of electronic dots on your monitor screen and don't exist anyway - I don't know!!!

HELLO, is anybody out there???!!!!!!!

PS I did learn two things here though:

1) I found out Owls nest in belly-buttons

2) flies don't like Slyentology

Go figure...ROFL!!!!!!!