Ramblings of a Courtesy Clerk - Blog 1

Courtesy Clerk Zach gets to the bottom of what pisses courtesy clerks off.

Late-night wet cleanups
Light conversations
Mart-Carts

EDIT:
Aparantly I must make it known that although this video is online and might represent some feelings I had about courtesy clerks and the like, it is obviously completely overplayed. This was intentional, and is not the way I would act to my employer. I was actually one hard worker, and I think management would agree, so before you post a comment, note that this is an exaggeration!!

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[mmp2011]

i kinda want to punch you...i'm a courtesy clerk and 1)"don't spill"? WTF!? it's not like it's on purpose! and it's our job, we get PAID to do that 2) "don't talk to me"? that just a little rude and 3) "don't use mart carts"...i have 2 things to say you're crazy becuase when people use those we get to ride them back in to the store and that's the highlight of my day, and it's not for lazy people, it's for people that CAN'T walk around the entire store........

...you're making us look bad

[TheAmazingZatch]

@mmp2011 1) I have been around grocery more than these people, and have NEVER spilled anything. We barely get PAID at all, so if you clean up the dumb-assery of the public with a TRUE smile and not a fake one through gritted teeth, you rock. 2) Obviously I never say these things to the customer. Trust me, they never know I am completely uninterested in what they are saying. 3) A whole 5mph... nice. Also, I agree, if you can't walk, use a MartCart. However, I notice most people in them can walk.

[sarg156]

Last night was my first night being a courtesy clerk. at the end of my shift i had bathroom duty lol the guys bathroom was way cleaner than the girls to my surprise some lady had pissed in front of the sink and put the trash can on top of the piss, it smelled like fish in their and ladies hairbands were on the counter covered in ripped out hair so disgusting! women should really be more respectful in their bathroom habbits!

[TheAmazingZatch]

@sarg156 Ah, you noticed the same thing. The female bathrooms are often much dirtier than the male bathrooms.

[petaia04]

damn kid! do u think being a courtesy clerk is that tough? i have never heard one bitch so much! haha. i mean yeah it has its up and downs but its not so bad that you have to go "educate" the users! damn, if you are watchin this video, he has no clue what he is really talking about!

[TheAmazingZatch]

@petaia04 Yea, I really love the dumbasses that come in to the store. You sir obviously are oblivious to what is really going on. I am willing to bet you are one of these types of people I talk about. BAHAHAHA!! Well you got trolled good sir ;)

[MateoKalifas420]

Man dude I feel you I have Social Anxiety Disorder and it really wears me out when I have to talk to these jack ass customers. And theres always that one old person who's going to talk shit because he's an asshole. Anyways Fuck Slaveway thanks for the paychecks so it's not all bad.

[tomoyles1]

You couldn't have said it any better. I work at albertsons too man. I know how it feels.

[Cris18Martinez]

Haha I also hate it when people stand too close to me when Im bagging and trying to get the bags off of me before Im even done bagging..Stand back dumbasses! Sheesh

[Kaldaryn]

lol I'm one of these. I totally empathize.

[921mfm]

u touch ur face alot...fag.

[SuperZoeMonster]

WOOP WOOP SHOW EM WHOSE BOSS im a courtesy clerk at frys bahaha

[Snipereye64]

i am a courtesy clerk at pavilions (part of safeway) and basically this video just described my life word for word "we've been doing cart runs since the break of dawn, we know the weather patterns"

[PurpleSkilll]

yeah i just got a job as a courtesy clerk and they got me pullin carts, cleaning some stuff, bagging, returns and shitt but i cant complain, its a job. its all for that paycheck

[MateoKalifas420]

@lonerwolf2010 GOODLUCK!

[lonerwolf2010]

haha love it. gonna be a courtesy clerk tomorrow lol