A Vocational Education Group

(All action and not much else!)
Arjun, Nick S, Nick B, Lloyd, Kieran, Sahir and Kris perform at the SJWMS Christmas Entertainment 07!
Arjun:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a policeman I would be.
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song:
"Directing traffic, directing traffic- one way only please. Directing traffic, directing traffic- one way only please"

Nick S:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a bowler I would be.
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"Five pin, ten pin, five pin ten pin, bowling down the alley! Five pin, ten pin, five pin ten pin, bowling down the alley!"

Nick B:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, an undertaker me
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"Three by six, three by six, put him in a box and bang! Three by six, three by six, put him in a box and bang!"

Lloyd:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a barman I would be
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"Pulling pints, pulling pints, time gentlemen please! Pulling pints, pulling pints, time gentlemen please!"

Kieran:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a boxer I would be
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest champ! I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest champ!"

Sahir:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a sportsman I would be!
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"Heads and toes, heads and toes. Heads and toes and toes! Heads and toes, heads and toes. Heads and toes and toes!"

Kris:
If I were not upon this stage somewhere else I'd rather be,
If I were not upon this stage, a nevy I would be
You'd hear me all day long, singing out my song
"Diggin' 'oles, diggin' 'oles, diggin' great big 'oles. Diggin' 'oles, diggin' 'oles, diggin' great big 'oles"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SJWMS
• christmas
• entertainment
• math
• xmas
• vocational
• education
• group

[shamshadization]

good times

[kbuckle1]

i was in this and is was amazing fun! Think it went well!

[DLTapped]

Very funny! Needed to be a bit faster, but not 2 x as suggested!

[drummertom123]

Needs to be at least 2x faster!!

[drumking1088]

Excellent!