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Cason Killingsworth - 1st Grade Stand-Up Comedian

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Uploaded by on Jun 7, 2008

Chapel Hill Elementary School
Mount Pleasant, Texas
2008 Talent Show
Cason Killingsworth, 1st Grade
Stand-Up Comedy

Jokes:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo, who?
Car Go "Beep, Beep"

The other day (my teacher) said, "You have your shoes on the wrong feet!"
I said, "But (teacher), these are the only feet I've got!"

How do you make straight A's?
Duh, with a ruler!

Why did (the music teacher) climb a ladder?
So she could reach the high notes!

The other day (my science teacher) asked, "Why do monkeys have such big noses?"
I said, "Because they have big fingers!"

Why did (the principal) put on her sunglasses?
Because her students are SO bright!


A Thrown2Gether/CMK2/Big Daddy Production

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