StoryTime: The Unhappy Cow (Chinese Language Game)

We decided to play a little game with our facebook friends.

We asked on facebook http://www.facebook.com/iamxiaoli what words people would like to learn and collected them all and then made one story out of them. This lesson is is more advanced and includes a lot of Chinese speaking (another request).

The words were:

Cow, Heart, Happy, I Love You, Panda, Mask, How Much, Honor, Dagger, Integrity

Translation follows:


XIAO LI
(e)
Storytime!
I asked on facebook for people to suggest words, so this video will teach all those words story. Story begins.
(m)
There once was a cow with a big heart, but she was not happy. No one had ever said "I love you" to her. But then one day a big panda bear -

PANDA
(m)
Panda Bear? Like me?

XIAO LI
(e)
No, a big panda. You're a small panda.

PANDA
hmmmm.

XIAO LI
(m)
A big panda came to the farm wearing a mask and said, "How much for some milk?"
(e)
She wanted to be loved, but he only wanted her for her milk!
(m)
So the cow said "You have no honor!" and she stabbed him with a dagger!

PANDA
(m)
Dtabbed the Panda?!!?

XIAOLI
Shhhh!!!
(m)
The Panda bear had no integrity!!
(e)
Story ends.

PANDA
(m)
Did the panda bear die?

Category:

Education

Tags:

• cow
• heart
• happy
• panda
• mask
• how much
• honor
• dagger
• integrity
• love you
• mandarin chinese
• unhappy

[linguaste]

我爱你的小熊猫。他要不要来英国看我？

[iamxiaoli]

@linguaste 我和小熊猫都很喜欢traveling! :)

[InconspicuousBarrel]

Wo xihuan zhege!

Wo ai ni!

Nide xiongmao hen hen hen keai!

[iamxiaoli]

@InconspicuousBarrel xie xie ni! =)

[amherta505]

OMR I LOVE YOU LOLLL

[iamxiaoli]

@amherta505 xie xie.. :)

[soulslayer55]

this is fucking scary

[lithdim]

Loved the story... but something makes me worry.. is it based on reality?

[tidicredidi]

yay cow!!

[Jadespeakschinese]

She looks nothing like your average teacher so I pay attention more :D This is so awesome I can't believe I didn't find it sooner!

[yi1qi3gong1zuo4]

The girl is so cute and sexy... I can't concentrate

[Victim5and5Villain]

Wo ai xiao xiong mao!

[djn3ck2]

奶牛???????????

[siegzeon271d]

@soulslayer55 i agree bro...

[TromboneSteve]

I want to have dinner with you but you live too far away

[Sindini]

I subscribed~~ and I LIKE IT!

[benbie]

i'm scared :/

[costeni]

It's wonderful! So much more fun than New Practical Chinese Reader! If you have time could you put the text? ("从前有一制奶牛。。。")