Wet Hot American Summer - Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey

Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. Anyone? Alexa! Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. (Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!) Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you.

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[intoxicatedcomedy]

If you wanna get laid, go up to a group of girls at a party, repeat those exact words as Keith stat and which ever girl laughs that your target, grab her and take her aside.. she will think your witty for a short time so you have to close the deal fast before she realizes that you're actually just a retard with no game.

[MissIcia]

I get mad when I see this. Where are those guys who offer to teach you to play D&D these days? Nowhere. My dad always told me D&D was awesome, but I can't find one person who's willing to teach me.

[CumPirate]

Bullshit. Guys who play D&D never have children

[BurningThemDown]

Best part.

[lindypsu]

long live Alexa!!!!



[staciarose20]

This is a classic!

[JohnT03]

0:40 lol

[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

It burns.