Come to Slough

Another 'come to...' video. The PaintYourTownSHIT channel will be getting closed soon, after all the videos have been transfered here and gained plenty of views.

Come to Slough

If you want to be featured in Road Wars, Traffic Cops or the next ambulance chasing rubber-neck-fest TV show, why not move to Slough, steal a knackered Astra and become a local celebrity!
Perhaps you're a smack-head, or an opportunist that deals in class-a candy and disco biscuits to hookers and kiddies, come to Slough and make a fortune or overdose your miserable life away.
Learning self-defence -- you'll get plenty of practice in Slough, your diligence of attendance to weekday Judo, Karate or flick-knife classes will pay off every weekend.
What if you are a vulnerable woman, well, you'll get so much value for money from your rape alarm that you'd be an idiot not to move to Slough.
Do you like to see a police presence, well come to Slough, where the local bobby has traded in his moustache for a riot van, and the friendly image for that of a dystopian utility-belt clad job's-worth robot.
Slough has the highest percentage of post traumatic squaddies, and you'd be full of trauma too, if you'd had to exchange the relative peace and quite of Afghanistan for the violent soul-sapping despair of Slough.

Slough; if only Sir John Betjeman had his way...

These videos are of the property of the gardenspoon and PaintYouTownSHIT YouTube channels. Music created by us. :)

Filmed in Slough on the 20th October 2010

Category:

Comedy

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• towns
• UK
• Slough
• Berkshire
• England
• gardenspoon
• comedy
• funny
• spoof
• tourist
• information
• shit
• hole
• g4rdenspoon

[MrSirstonedalot]

I was born and raised in slough. Before i comment any further i want to know if you have actually lived there or not?

[g4rdenspoon]

@MrSirstonedalot I've never lived there, just worked there.

[TheMoBNation]

@g4rdenspoon well shut your fuckin mouth then u dumb prick . talkin shit about slough fucking idiot 

[g4rdenspoon]

@TheMoBNation Oh dear, why is those that cannot communicate effectively never have a sense of humour...

[TheMoBNation]

@g4rdenspoon think your cleaver with your educated language. Don't talk shit about somewhere you don't know or even live . And i can communicate effectively you stupid prick . Simple fact of this hole video is you talk bad about a town your sceard to walk threw . Hmm shut it.

[g4rdenspoon]

@TheMoBNation What I like about being British, is we are a proud nation that is known for self-deprecation, only a few slip through the net, and fling about insults with no amount of thought, imagination or intelligence.

[cruella180]

slough is shit there is something wrong with the place look at reading and you will see what I mean

[xZeRoEcho]

@TheMoBNation lol your language and behavior show the EXACT reason why Slough is shithole with chavs and fuck loads of crime.

[xxXliljoXxx]

Yeah...Slough is a complete shit hole...

[scurjeesl3]

sloughs ghetts