Rufus The Retard by Minds Without Purpose.
Song written and Performed by Matt Kennedy, along with Dylan Wiseman and Matt Mason.
Lyrics!
DAH, Rufus the retard, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
One day Rufus went to the store
But he forgot to open the door
He fell over flat on his face
That door sure put him in his place, AH AH!
DAH, Rufus the retard, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
One day Rufus was playing on some swings
He liked to pretend that he had wings
He would jump off and pretend to fly
If you do that too much then you might just die. AH AH
DAH, Rufus the retard, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
One day Rufus was taking a walk
And he decided that he wanted to talk
To some birds that he say down the street
He walked up to them and said, "TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET!"
DAH, Rufus the retard, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
People called Rufus names that were bad
One by one these names made him sad
He walked in to a room with a loaded gun
He put it do his head and said he was done...
...But the gun was filled with water
He grabbed a super soaker not a revolver
DAH, Rufus the retard, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
(EVERYBODY!)
DAH, RUFUS THE RETARD, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
DAH, RUFUS THE RETARD, DA DA LALALA la AH! hah
What beat did you guys use, sounds like the offspring or something?
PleasureWand 1 month ago
OH MY GOSH!!! I freaking love this song!!!!
sherylandalexis 1 year ago
wow haha lmao
MiNtYChAoS 2 years ago