Assassin's Creed Revelations - Ezio's Bard Songs
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LOLLL I always wondered why the people kept applauding when Ezio was clearly insulting them. Wow stupid. He's an Italian guy in Istanbul...duhh
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oh the beauties of firenze
can melt a heart you'll see
beware the girls of roma
lest fire you wish to pee
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@kreo45 That's what he did in Italia LOLOL
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I sing in Italian-o, you don't understand a word. But my Greek is non-existent, and my Turkish is absurd !! HAHA :D
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There was once a man called Duccio
A rat with lecherous taste
Whenever he would show himself
My fist would find his face.
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@Ghettoavenger my favorite one xD
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Fair Lucrezia could not sate
her appetite for lovers,
but I suspect she would be fine
with two or three more brothers.
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LMFAO at the Caterina Sforza referrence xD
While travelling through Forli,
I took her at her leisure;
She said it's strickly business,
Such business was my pleasure.
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Young cesare i heard him say,
Could not be killed by man,
So i tossed him through the air,
To see where he might land
I am a tactless minstrel,
I sing off-key for coins,
If you catch me in the streets,
Please kick me in the loins.
kreo45 2 months ago 30
Cesare, oh Cesare
A man of great depravity
Believed himself immortal till
He had a date with gravity
Ghettoavenger 2 months ago 27