Juice Bartender (T-Pain Parody)

A "white boy" parody of T-Pain's Bartender. Rate 5 stars and subscribe!!

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LYRICS:
yeah
uh huh
yeah
I just played some soccor with my friends so I needed some juice (needed some juice)
Put on a fresh T-Shirt it was blue with a little moose (with a little moose)
Figured when I got home I could read some Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss)
I love green Eggs and Ha-a-am
Uh huh
Givin' high fives as soon as I'm in the juice bar (in the juice bar)
Sometimes bike there by myself since it's not too far (not too far)
Saw this pretty cute girl who stood out like a shooting star (like a shooting star)
She was serving us juice

She made us juice to drink, we drunk it (drank juice)
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She flashed me a smile, I smiled back
And then I think that
We're gunna go see a movie tonight

I like the juice bartender (oh if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, ok)
I like the juice bartender (yeah if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, okay-ay-ay)

Now we've been on two dates so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put a brand new shiny bell on my brand new bike (on my brand new bike)
Strawberry smoothie with a straw and a little bit of lime (with a little bit of lime)
It's my favorite drink
uh huh
Still serving juice at the bar so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
I can get all the juice I want 1 2 or 3 (1 2 or 3)
Every time I'm thirsty, she's taking care of me (takin care of me)
So how do you think I feel?

She made us juice to drink, we drunk it (drank juice)
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She flashed me a smile, I smiled back
And then I think that
We're gunna play mini golf tonight

I like the juice bartender (oh if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, ok)
I like the juice bartender (yeah if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, okay-ay-ay)

It seems like every day it's a really nice out (really nice out)
And every day is a day that we can just hang out (just hang out)
Got some handlebars empty wanting it to be yo spot (be yo spot)
We could stop by the like if it starts to get too hot (if it gets too hot)
We could go for a swim on a whim if that's what you want baby
We could lie on the field at night looking at them stars baby
Not old enough to get our license to a car
But it's ok cuz my bike has a seat and handlebars

She made us juice to drink, we drunk it (drank juice)
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She flashed me a smile, I smiled back
And then I think that
We're gunna get some pizza tonight

I like the juice bartender (oh if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, ok)
I like the juice bartender (yeah if you're looking for me)
I'm at the juice bar with her (uh huh, okay-ay-ay

Category:

Comedy

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[XboxJunkie343]

This is funny hahahahah



[Playable117]

Funny shit

[Fucker2213]

The Best

[111jomomma]

ha ha ha thats tight do another one and can you send it?i dont know how this stuff works

[APOCALIPSISUNOOCHO]

Did you make the music?

[AlbertRavn]

Pretty cool suits, pretty kewl song, but nothing special. 4/5! :)

[TheLuhemoxinha]

Cara, eu só tinha orkut e formspring. Só fiz uma conta no youtube e um twitter pra .. hoho' (L' <3.. eu adoro os videos de Jaredgei

[bord124]

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[TheKoolStudio]

lol its pretty funny good job