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Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 8

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Uploaded by on Nov 11, 2009

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

Looks like Joey and his Dick are having some troubles, but what will happen when these best of pals can't see eye to eye? If Joey loses faith in his dick, who is he going to listen to? It's an Act 1 ending cliff-hanger!

"Listen to your Heart" - A.J. Holmes & Carlos Valdes

HEART:
You look a little down, Joey
You look a little blue
It looks as though your dick
Has run a little way from you

He hung you out to dry, Joey
I think you will agree
The world would be much better
If you listened, a little bit, to me

Listen to your heart, Joey
Listen to your heart.
Comb your hair and smile, thats a start
Wipe that schmutz right off your cheek
Give her a glimpse of that fine physique
And a splash of cologne will delight.

Treat the lady right, Joey
Treat the lady right.
Take off your hat and always be polite
Offer your handkerchief, give her your pin
Open the door when she wants to walk in
Mmm, Shell never resist, mon cheri

Take her to pari
And look up at the tower
Every night on the hour
Let the lights have their way

Take her in your arms
Speak of life and devotion
Then propose by the ocean
So shell promise to stay

So she wont go away
Dont let her get away
Joey, she cant get away

Show her that you care, Joey
Show her that you care
Pass her a note that says, youre beyond compare!
Make her a mix tape with songs about love
Knit her a sweater that fits like a glove
Ooh, the two of you will never be apart
Joey, listen to your heart!

BOTH:
And soon shell love us, like we love her
Who knows what tomorrow could bring
The time is ripe, to make your/my move
Its time to give her the ring

HEART:
Now Joey whatcha gonna do

JOEY:
Im gonna listen to my heart

HEART:
Oh buddy its my big debut

JOEY:
Im gonna listen to my heart

BOTH:
Youre gonna listen,
Listen to your heart

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  • "I almost had sex with her!"

    "NYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!"

    Ouch, too much laughter xD

  • Spiderman and Mary-Jane? DEJA VU.

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  • "Jack Dawson and... Kate Winslet's character!" HAHHAHA xD

  • I am officially in love with Joey's heart XD This is my favorite number so far in the who show!

  • just cuz the discription says so doesent mean awesome 4th graders who know starkid r gonna care just a random opinion

  • This is like one of my favorite songs from the show

  • *looks at wrist*(doesn't have a watch)

  • AJ failed his dancing class 3 times.

    WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?

  • @oliviamilop actually, AJ wrote the song, not Darren.

  • @h2orocks2196 There's no Part 9. This is the end of Act 1. It goes straight to Act 2 Part 1.

  • *sigh* I love AJ!

  • @MollyKoenigStarGleek YF=Young Frankenstein, the musical A.J.'s currently touring in.

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