"Tickle the Pear" An Original Wrock Song

It's my 20th birthday, and I'm celebrating with my first-ever Wizard Rock (Wrock) song! (It's about time I wrote one!)
LYRICS:
Going to Hogwarts can really wear you down
And late night study sessions make your stomach growl
Your Honeydukes stash is gettting pretty low
And you wish there was somewhere you could go

When you're jonesing for a midnight snack
And there's no way to go to Hogsmead and back
It's late and you're hungry but don't despair
Just go to the fruit bowl painting and tickle the pear

Practicing spells can make your throat go dry
And a cold glass of pumpkin juice really sounds nice
There's a simple way to satisfy your thirst
As long as Filch doesn't catch you first

When you're jonesing for a midnight snack
And there's no way to go to Hogsmead and back
It's late and you're hungry but don't despair
Just go to the fruit bowl painting and tickle the pear

Even when your day has really been the pits
There's nothing that a treacle tart can't fix
So if you're dying for something to eat
Go where the house elves will bring what you need

When you're jonesing for a midnight snack
And there's no way to go to Hogsmead and back
It's late and you're hungry but don't despair
Just go to the fruit bowl painting and tickle the pear

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tickle
• the
• Pear
• Tally
• Deushane
• Ukulele
• Live2Tivo
• Birthday

[KOYAMAmahoni]

All the best to my fav gigapus.... 20, that were the days. Hope you had a good time with your fam and bf. P.s. What's the name of that dog?

[live2tivo]

@KOYAMAmahoni Thanks. That dog's name is Grayson, and he is one of my favorite things in the universe.

[NeonEccentric]

@Hunter32ful O.O

[Hunter32ful]

When are you going to show us that huge rack?

[TheMighty67]

you should go on american idol!!

[holliztr831]

I didn't enjoy it. I loved it.

[TheWanderingMuffin]

hey! You're 21 now! XD Love the song

[password1648]

it was ok it sure made me chuckle

[tiamat100]

This song is awesome! For some reason, it always makes me hungry, though...

[MsColleeners]

That was awesome

I want to write a wrock song now

[neo1201]

eres muy hermosa lo sabias? so beattiful...

[KarjolasMask]

hey your hair is down :) I hope you enjoyed your birthday !