"Weird Al" Yankovic - answering machine messages from 1985

This is a tape that my drummer Bermuda Schwartz dug up -- it's a string of nonsensical phone message that I left for him sometime in the '80s. The really sad/scary part is, I was not drunk or on any mind-altering substances at the time.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Yankovic
• answering
• machine
• phone
• messages
• 1985

[frankensteinmoneymac]

I tired to hit the buttons on my phone as a musical instrument like Al does here, back when I was a kid.....I ended up accidentally dialing 9-11.

OK....so maybe I wasn't a kid when that happened......maybe I was in my 20's. 

[Freezerburn80mage]

I WANT TO KNOW THE CODE SEQUENCE FOR ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!!

[123guitarest]

I left each of these messages on my friends answering machine.

[rayMcCall1000]

i do this when im board

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

you are the GOD of weird! what is your secret, and do you actually use this special power on the PS3? (if so i need your ID!!!!!)

[walnut815]

@walnut815 and hit 5 :)

[walnut815]

hit 4 repeatedly

[moobs37]

is it just me or does he kinda sound like Tom Green on that tape?

[Chamchamcham10]

eeeeee. eeeeee. eeeeee. papapapbabaapappappabbabba

[TreyRust]

If this is you sober... What are they like when your drunk?

[muchostacos]

Awesome. Too awesome.

[xx2n26]

@Demithegoddess Girlfriends only make a man's life worse.