It's not over yet, folks! #1 sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," #2 sung to "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town," and #3 sung to "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing." Thanks to everyone that's commente...
It's not over yet, folks! #1 sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," #2 sung to "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town," and #3 sung to "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing." Thanks to everyone that's commented/rated/watched. I'm glad you enjoy these!
Lyrics#1:
Stephen the right-wing pundit,
Had a real important prayer,
That he'd have his Christmas special,
But it was stopped by a bear.
All of his musical guests,
Tried to cheer him up with song,
But ran away when Stephen,
Tried to kiss them all night long.
Then that crazy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Stephen, with your special prayer,
Help me to destroy the bear."
Now all his musical guests,
Each have their own pair of balls,
And Stephen the right-wing pundit,
Had his special after all!
Lyrics#2:
Ya better watch out,
Ya better not cry,
Ya better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Stephen Colbert's coming to primetime.
He's putting on a show,
He's singing his songs,
With special guests singin' bout
Nutmeg and bongs,
Stephen Colbert's coming to primetime.
He's got a Christmas special,
It must be a success,
But due to the mean bear outside,
He's a pundit-in-distress! OH!
Ya better watch out,
Ya better not cry,
Ya better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Stephen Colbert's coming to primetime.
Lyrics#3:
Hark! The musical guests sing,
Glory to their newfound King!
In his cabin, he is hiding,
From a bear who brings bad tidings.
Santa comes to save the day,
He will send the bear away,
And as he stands bright and tall,
He bears the Greatest Gift of All;
A Colbert Christmas, yes, it's true.
There's one for me and one for you.
And the mistletoe did hang,
From the rafters as they sang.
Stockings and a Christmas tree,
A wooden table with a "C".
Eggnog with ground up nutmeg,
On his knees, to God, he begs,
For the light to see the way,
To his special on Christmas Day.
Merrily, we'll all enjoy,
This special more than any toy.
Tried to cheer him up with song,
But ran away when Stephen,
Tried to kiss them all night long.
XD
I'm just that "emo girl" who is "smarter then me so let me ask her the answers to the problems." lol xD