My Miserable Life with the Jonas Brothers -ch. 1 *pt. 2*

8:14 p.m.~
Guess what. Nicks home...and drunk off his ass. Ha!

8:16 p.m.~
HA!! Nick called Kevin, Mom. Ha! It was hilarious. His exact words were:
"Gah! Stop bitching mom...-hiccup-...all I had. -hiccup-...was a few drinks"
I'm still laughing.
Nick is currently confined to his bedroom for:

Being drunk
Swearing at Kevin.

8:32 p.m.~
Gah!!! Kevin is being all 'Mom is not home, so I'm in charge because I'm the oldest and if I say to take out the garbage then your going to take out the damn garbage'...again.
So I flipped him off and he sent me to my room. So I'm sitting on my floor trying to stay as far as possible from my bed.
I hope a bus runs him over.

9:00 p.m.~
Nick threw up
On my dog.
I'm uberly pissed right now.
I don't care if he is drunk; he is giving my dog a damn bath.
Too late. Nick passed out.
"Oh, Kevin." I sang.

9:24 p.m.~
Joe's dog tried to eat my phone.
The screen is now broken!
He owes me a new phone and I don't care if I have to take his.
Stupid boy and stupid dog.
I mean, hello! I have a life, unlike all of my brothers!

9:45 p.m.~
There is way too much testosterone in this house.
I NEED OUT!
I don't care if Kevin says I have to be in my room. He's not the boss of me.
"God! Dawson, I swear you have ODD," Jason said.
"What the hell does that mean?"
"Oppositional Defiance Disorder"
I took out the orange juice and a glass.
"English, please?"
"You never listen to me."
"Well...duh"
"Well if I can't keep you in your room, then wash the dishes" Kevin ordered
"I'll pass, you're the one in charge, you do them"
"I'm busy, Nick is too drunk to function, and Joe is pissed."
"Joe gets out of doing dishes because he's mad?!
I'm mad to then!"
"Go to your room!" Kevin demanded
"Oh, dear, Kevin... Shut up!" I said taking a seat on the couch and taking the remote.
"I hate you all!" Kevin yelled.
"We love you, too."
And mom says we don't say that enough to each other...we just have different ways of putting it. I'm pretty sure that when Joe gave Nick a swirly it was a way of saying 'Gee, Nick, youre a wonderful brother'... But I have been wrong before.

10:32 p.m.~
Kevin said he 'put his foot down' and sent us all to bed. More like he unplugged all the TVs, took our stereos, my, well, Joe's phone, and every other thing that has to do with fun or entertainment. I laid down on my bed. (I made Kevin change the sheets).
"My sheets smell like dog pee!" I heard Joe yell.
Sweet dreams, brothers.
And to Joe:
Salty dreams to you.

10:35 p.m.~
I'm going to shave Joe's head. For what...I don't know. Oh yeah, it might have something to do that he shaved all of Leo's fur!
"He needed a hair cut!" Joe said
"He supposed to have long hair, you idiot!" I screamed
"Oh, well my bad." Joe said, walking away

11:21 p.m.~
Final entry of 11-19-08
Guys, I'm gonna die. Can't my parents come home sooner? Or I will (Not might) probably massacre all three idiots. Yes, I do mean, PMS-er, Sex Addict, and Drunken Idiot. I don't know, you choose. :)
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do you think i should continue?

and BTW, this is just a little fun thing, it's not any of the new stories i have started :-)

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[JMClover101]

OMG i freakin love this! and lol to nicky! too epic!!

[DontForget2Rock]

I'm glad u liked it :-D

[star96skater]

ya i think you should continue!