Inept Guides: Stir Fry Cooking Time!

Surely this is the Cooking Show of Tomorrow, Today. It's like the Gordon Ramsey meets Saving Private Ryan with all the in-your-face-shakey-camera-cooking-action! Here I am showing you in my inept style, how to cook a meal that should already be second nature to you. Today it is Stir-Fry pork and noodles. Takes about 10 minutes or so to cook and about a minute and a half to scoff down your hungry throat. Lovely jubbly.

I never intended to do this, I just decided mid-cooking that I'd record it to make the entire cooking process slightly less tedious, hence certain things are already half-cooked etc. Windows Movie Maker has also stretched the video width-ways so the aspect ratio is out too. Anyway it's all a load of nonsense really so don't take it too seriously folks.

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[collieuk]

No-one deletes replies more often than Mark! Have some convinction man!

[Aldorigen]

This is the best fucking cooking show I've ever seen.

I actually just threw out my television and took a shit on it because it has robbed me of good cooking shows all this time. Until now, that is.

[zandernpatch]

100% agree with Aldorigen best cooking show ive ever seen keep up these vids man really entertaining =)

[sweetypie000]

wonder if i'm the only one who got the of&h joke at the beginning?

[muybueno724]

that was entertaining, you should do some more guides :)

[markbarrysaunders]

yeah was a bit drink, and didnt want to offend - I had to collie

[mathowlett]

Cor that looks bloody lovely !!

[Briefcaseface]

Quite hungry now after watching that

[bcmalloy]

Une peanut oil collie much nicer for wok antics

[collieuk]

Well I won't be playing FO3, I don't have a PC up to date enough to play it. My PC is falling apart and going wrong on a daily basis - hell only hours earlier I almost went for a total reinstallation of XP. Booty I've reviewed but yet to upload, Renegade is a bit too much like Target Renegade I reviewed many moons ago and Dungeon Master is as exciting as the old Teletext test pages that said nothing in particular. Ooh I got a phone call.....

[markbarrysaunders]

err, thats a hard one Collie. I just dont know what to choose but its got to be Fallout 3, as much as I loved Booty, renegade & dungeon master on ST.. you are a legend, also got some Keane 'somewhere only we now 'playing, frig im pissed