Westerner Wants to Learn Arabic

Translation:
Teacher: "qwertyfshag, how are you?"
qwetryfshag: "Every thing is a Pigeon. I am a cow"

Father: "How are you, my beloved?
Son: "Dad Dad, There is a man who is 30 years old, and he is a student in elementary school."
Father: "Subhan allah (Glory to God) Thirty Years old ?!?!"
Son: "Yes, and he is an idiot"

I have been trying to learn Arabic for years now but it is hard. I still make lots of mistakes. Make dua for me.

I can't wait until I can speak Arabic fluently because then I will open up a new channel that is only in Arabic inshallah. That is my dream.

So tell me what you think of my idea of going back to grade 1 in an Arabic school. I was actually thinking about this. Maybe, if I was rich and I didn't need to work or something. Or maybe, I could work part time and go to school part time. I'm already in University so I will have to wait until I finish that first before I take on something else that is very intensive.

If you have any good Arabic resources then post it in the comments.

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[Akra20m]

You are a cow !!! hahahahha REALLY like it Bro ^_^

[qwertyfshag]

@Akra20m

thanks

[scholarling]

LOOOOOOL this was hilarious! ^-^

[qwertyfshag]

@scholarling

thanks

[cestbella]

hahaha the first joke had me rolling! good luck with your arabic endeavors. it helps to be around arabic speaking people and watch arabic shows with english subtitles.

[qwertyfshag]

@cestbella

thanks. I think that I just need to go back to Arabic kindergarden

[UaEsKnight]

ok Subtitles: 0:39 - 0:42 The teacher: qwertyfshag, how are you ? 0:43 - 0:47 qwetryfshag: Every thing is Pigeons (He said hamam instead of tamam which means good), *pointing to the book* "i am a cow" (He said baqra which means Cow instead of saying aqra'a which means reading) 0:52 Father: how are you my friend? 0:54 Son: Dad Dad, This man is 30 years old, and he a student in a school. 1:04 Father: Subhan allah (Glorious is God) Thirty Years old !? 1:09 Son: Yes, and he is an "ahmaq" (idiot)

[noplaynopay]

أحمق Ahmaq loool... thanks for the video

[goldmanwac]

hhhhhhhh you are crazy =majnoun

[SuperGrey95]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­ههههههههههههههههههه لا حياء في طلب العلم : P

[moutarjem]

تعجبني فيك روح النكتة يا كويتريفاشاغ

[sf49ersrule]

Baqra means goat in urdu. Atleast in the Urdu I speak.

[uniquelegance]

I think that there's this 1 year intensive arabic course running in an Egyptian university which is free and has free accomadation. And apparently, people who go there become really fluent and learn really quickly since they're in an arabic speaking country to learn quickly. Insha'Allah, I plan on going in the late months of 2012.

[Abercrombie10112]

Ahahahahahahahhaha!!!! 0:52-1:11

[Abercrombie10112]

إنشاء الله ,inshallah you learn Arabic fast Ameen

[bdr1408]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's funny to me