Michelle Obama Terrifies "Peeps" at Annual Easter Egg Roll

This is a little piece I did for my pall MOTUS (the Mirror Of The United States) for her blog at www.michellesmirror.com. I will also be entering it in the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Think I have any chance? Here's MOTUS' description:

"We had a little run-through with a bunch of the the staffs kids. You remember how Lady M likes to greet little kids when they come to visit us at the Big White dont you? Well, it looks like were going to have to work on her initial welcome before the actual Spring Roll. Lady M doesnt want to scare the little children. Again.

Lets just say the run through could have gone smoother. First of all, as you know, Lady M is just coming off her latest Botox treatment, and I guess some of the children didnt recognize her. I dont think it had anything to do with the boob belt. But you know how it is with kids - once one of them gets all hyper on you, the hysteria just spreads like chicken pox. The actual video was a little too ugly to use, in fact its been confiscated by the Secret Service. So Ive staged a little re-enactment with Peeps to show you the sequence of events:

Warning: the kids are really LOUD. May need to turn volume down if youre at work. Or if you have sensitive ears."

Enjoy and visit me at www.deweyfromdetroit.com
and visit MOTUS at www.michellesmirror.com

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