HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT - Mate Of The Bloke

The incomparable Half Man Half Biscuit, taken from the album "Achtung Bono"

Beware of the man who only shows you the best bits,
Beware of the band who type out their set lists,
Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee,
I'd much prefer some Arthur Lowe,
And with you by my side
I would aspire to ascend,
Such heights where we'd find,
Tears and laughter cease to matter,
And we'd be pleasantly surprised,
By our annual water bill,

I'm an early 'til late, indispensable mate
Of the bloke who does the PA,
I can lend or offend, I can mend and befriend
As I help to set up the PA

I found myself being sued
By the firm More O'Ferrall,
I'd sprayed a graffito onto
One of their hoardings,
It was for Monsters of Rock
And I'd sprayed "In Church Hall If Wet"

They were sealing my fate
When I said "But I'm a mate
Of the bloke who does the PA"
And the magistrate, he was a mate of a mate
Of the bloke who sets up the PA
Of the bloke who sets up the PA
So throw it out of court

I'm lost without an inside pocket
I'm lost without an inside pocket
I can find my way home from Sierra Leone
But I'm lost without an inside pocket
I'm lost without an inside pocket
I'm lost without an inside pocket

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[pablodistefano]

I am also lost without an inside pocket, so much so i felt like sharing it.