Segway

Might make a good rich kid's toy. Otherwise it's pretty impractical. Near zero cargo capacity. Keeps both hands continuously occupied. No weather protection; could you even hold an umbrella while riding one? And, not least, it's the dorkiest-looking thing I've ever seen.

omfg they aren't fat enought? i use a bike and im happy with it

Hmm they were made in 2001 and now, 8 years later the prices are still the same? Anyway good to keep the environment clean in a modern, lazier way :). I bet almost everyone will have one in the near future.

What's wrong with a bike?

It's a "fat" maker !!!

yeah that was my first thought...to walk is the only "sport" for many people today...i see segway more as a hobby or as something to cover greater distances...

if you dont own a segway already you are literally garbage

Learn how to speak english.

Yeah, you got me! I'd have one to get to work on when I'm too drunk to ride a bike or drive. Apparently it's quite hard to fall off a Segway

actually they can go faster then 6 mph. the blur was for effect nothing else.