Anonymous Lite (parody)

In February 2008, the world is divided into the following six groups. You must pick one. There can be no exceptions.

1) Pro Scientology
2) Pro Anonymous
3) Anti 1 or 2
4) Indifferent
5) Amused and perplexed
6) Unaware of any of this (see below for inspiration of this video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-063clxiB8I

If you are in group 5, this message is for you. And it's a parody for crying out loud.

In February 2008, the world is divided into the following six groups. You must pick one. There can be no exceptions. 1) Pro Scientology
2) Pro Anonymous
3) Anti 1 or 2
4) Indifferent
5) Amused and perplexed
6) Unaware of any of this

If you are in group 5, this message is for you. And it's a parody for crying out loud.

Script:
The following video is intended as guide for members of "Anonymous Lite" preparing to bring videocameras and observe Scientology and Anonymous during the February 10 public demonstration. It will also provide a refresher for those of you who have experience with this modality. We don't know what that last sentence means, any more than we understand Scientology and Anonymous. We have no objective, and we are strengthened by that lack of focus or resolve. We like to make videos, and maybe something interesting will happen that we can capture on YouTube to entertain and increase our subscribers. Scientology and Anonymous have rules of conduct, and so does Anonymous Lite. Do not vary from these rules. There are only 7 because we are not able to remember more than that.

Rule #1: Don't interfere with Anonymous or Scientology. They're organized and potentially dangerous.

Rule #2: Know the dress code. Go in disguise. The disguise must consist of Corey Delany Worthy sunglasses. Any other clothing is optional.

Rule #3: Don't videotape anything if someone objects to your camera, and stay in a public place with an escape route. If you flee, videotape yourself running.

Rule #4: There is no rule number 4 yet.

Rule #5: Don't bring water. Anonymous will have lots of water. Bring Tang powder or lemons and sugar, and you'll endear yourself to Anonymous members who wish they had something sweet. You can also throw the Tang in the eyes of anyone from Scientology that gets in your face.

Rule #6: Wear good shoes. They should look fabulous even if they're not comfortable.

Rule #7: Don't get distracted if the public demonstration is boring, even if there's a good movie theater nearby. You may miss something.

If you follow these simple rules, the success of your action is virtually assured. However, keep in mind that the success of the demonstration as a whole hinges on the good behavior of all those who participate. Ignore these rules at your own peril. Follow them, and victory will be yours.

We are Anonymous Lite.
We forget. But hopefully we won't forget to bring batteries.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• scientology
• anonymous
• parody
• spoof
• video
• versus
• verses
• february
• 10
• demonstration
• nalts
• cory
• delaney
• worthington

[noliarz]

too lite. sorta funny, but not that funny. scifucks will fuck your world. then laughing stops. then you'll think: shoulda paid better attention to the criminal organization calling itself a church. do your own research.

[Anon9023]

95 percent of the world doesn't know who we are anyway... lulz...

[AnonymousFail2011]

Anonymous are inept douche bags. LULz. They are kids who are wanna~be hackers.  Very uneducated, and they don't have the intel. FACTS.

:)

[ReligionScientology]

very bad.

[analyzingfunny]

yup, troll below

[gt024]

@n0possibility You could never scare me. I'm from the hood, bitch. I know you got some smart mouth shit to say about that too so bring it.

[gt024]

@analyzingfunny Quit spying on your sister. You can't have her.

[noliarz]

@gt024 i know wtf $cientology is FIRSTHAND. i dont need to "believe" anything. im a disbeliever on all levels. this is what keeps my opinions CORRECT.

[n0possibility]

@gt024 i'm scaring you

[gt024]

@n0possibility YOU'RE NOT SCARING ANYBODY. CUT THE ACT.

[gt024]

@noliarz For all those who have never been in the church, check it out for yourself. Don't believe the rants of intolerant, masked klan members.