Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 3

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

At school, Vanessa, the girl of Joey's dreams, meets up with her best friend, Tiffany, to talk about how she recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend after he was caught cheating on her. Flopsy, Vanessa's vagina, thinks the lack of a guy is great. She's on vacation! Tiffany's vagina, the Old Snatch, has also had more than her fair share of sexploits, and the two old broads are ready to retire. But when Tiffany comes up with a plan to get back at Vanessa's cheating boyfriend by fixing Vanessa up with a new guy, it looks as if Flopsy's vacation is over. Who will this new guy be?

"Ready to Go, Pt. 2" - Darren Criss

VANESSA:
Hello?

TIFFANY:
Hey Vaness, OMG, would you guess,
that Im not wearing undies today?

VANESSA:
Eww. Oh Tiff, LOL, whats the diff,
You would still take em off anyway.

TIFFANY:
IKR

VANESSA:
BTW,

BOTH:
Where are you right now?

TIFFANY:
We need to talk--

VANESSA:
Oh, I totes see you,

BOTH:
BRB ciao ciao

(dialogue)

OLD SNATCH:
When youve been around the block as much as I have,
You feel just like a CEO

FLOPSY:
(spoken) Hows that? That must feel good?

OLD SNATCH:
You see, Im done with all these cocks,
But theyre not lettin me retire,
I tell ya, Im ready to go!

(dialogue)

FLOPSY:
Its like living the same way that an old pair of shoes do
Every days a one man show!
They start to STINK, then theres HOLES,
And they dont FIT the way they used to
IVE HAD IT! Im ready to go

OLD SNATCH:
Look at us,
Were just a couple of stiffs

FLOPSY:
(now youre just being cute)

OLD SNATCH:
With a lifetime of ifs.

FLOPSY:
(Dont be so hard on us)

OLD SNATCH:
And I wonder, with someone else, could be more fair?

FLOPSY:
Yeah! Its not like
were some one-dick pony.

OLD SNATCH: (oh, whos the cute one now?)

FLOPSY:
We could be more if only

BOTH:
Someone out there, would answer our prayer!

TOGETHER:
While we wait to be delivered, go ahead, cry me a river
We agree that theres no quid pro quo
So until that great vacation, save your tears for lubrication,
And lord have mercy, are we ready to go!
Mercy, are we ready to go.

(dialogue)

TIFFANY:
Listen up, Vanessa, sweetie,
I do this cuz I care.

VANESSA:
(spoken) I know.

TIFFANY:
This is war. Forget your peace treaty!
Justice is right over there!

VANESSA:
I guess I could use a new guy
Cuz its been a while and I am still so young,
Why not give it a try.
At the very least it could be kinda fun.

TIFFANY:
Hey now, Vanessa, theres the girl I know and love.

VANESSA: Ive been so boring, boy Im glad—I had a little shove!

BOTH:
Tic tock, while the irons hot
Theres no time to take it slow
You gotta be ready, so Ready to Gooo (repeats)

ALL:
We're finally ready
and the time is right for us to light a spark.
Were keepin' it steady, with our
Eyes on the prize, to get us through the dark.
I know theres so much more to what I think I see
I feel a change, and the strange thing is-- its part of me!
My hormones are freakin out,
And I think Im gonna blow!

JOEY AND DICK: Were locked and loaded

SALLY AND MS. COOTER: Oh, so devoted

SNATCH & FLOPSY: low and demoted,

VANESSA & TIFFANY: Totes, just toted!

ALL:
Were finally ready,
So ready to go!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• AVPM
• Little White Lie
• musical
• funny
• me and my dick
• Joey Richter
• Joe Walker
• sing
• dance
• AJ Holmes
• Jaime Lyn Beatty

[hermionecannotdraw12]

Brian looks better in a dress than I do ...

[ScouseStarKid]

I don't know why, but the fact darren wrote this song and it is sung by 2 men dressed as vaginas is hilarious- why didn't McKinley do this instead of west side story?

[NachanDesu]

@gingersnaps1997 Not at all XD

[12wafflesandpancakes]

Lupin can't sing

Lupin can't sing

Lupin can not HOLY FUCK THEYRE VAGINAS!!

[StarkGleekPotterhead]

@candyjuice00 It's a leash. people normally use it for dogs, but they use it to keep their Vagains/Dicks connected to them.

[phoenix2anne]

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin dressed as Vaginas ! AWESOME !!!!!!

[candyjuice00]

whats the black thing their holding ?



[JamesTheStarKid]

XD I actually went downstairs and got my headband to wear while watching this.

[Phantomdubber]

@mzflamingo every man has a falsetto O>O?

[MichaelaSandro]

When they are singing "i feel a change and the strange thing. . " look where joeys grabbing! XD

[animalzkrazy]

I don't know what it is but at the end song where Joey and Joe are say "we're locked and loaded" I just have to hear it again lol. Their voices together as they say that is really cool, and then the whole "oh so devoted" really high coming in just makes me keep repeating that part

[randy1derful]

I love Brian.