You just got Otzied bro!

The original bad-ass. Legend has it that Otzi once tore the head off of a woolly mammoth with his bare hands because it "had it coming".
The Grim Reaper wasn't always a skeleton you know, not until Otzi tore its skin off in a fit of rage for taking the souls of his enemies before he was done wailing on them.

Otzi is no myth. His mummy was found remarkably well preserved in the Schnalstal glacier in the Ötztal Alps, preserved after more than 5,300 years. A thousand years before the pyramids were ever built. He had an arrowhead lodged in his back and the blood of four different individuals on his clothing and weapons, two of which were on the same arrowhead in his quiver. Look him up under "Otzi the iceman". The legend will never die.

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[MajorasFlask]

LOL 4:35 the masked guy in the back waits till his opponent LOOKS AT HIM until he strikes, and a weak strike it 'twas

this type of fight scene greatly suffers from american ninja syndrome

[robotpanda77]

@MajorasFlask Well, everyone looks slow and weak compared to Otzi. He's trying his best. He's prob not used to fighting because Otzi usually kills everyone himself.

[butterfly906608]

Amazing! Thank you for posting! Thumbs up!

[filmsfromthepoor]

otzi is this shit