Newsome High School Talent Show 2009 Winning Act: Nick Balton

This routine, which I call "Aviation and Avians", won first prize at my high school's talent show. This is actually my first time doing stand-up in front of a crowd.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Nick
• Balton
• Amateur
• Stand-up
• Funny
• Newsome
• Talent
• Show
• Aviation
• Avians

[KillaClownKarbine]

Wait wtf u just learned english? For real?

[OldNick16]

No, that's the joke. I have a better grasp of English than most people, which is why it's funny.

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@DJPissOnUrMom Congratulations, you just compared a disease that ruins lives to a kids stand-up comedy in a talent show. How about you fuck yourself? You're a piece of shit, you fucking youtube trolling ass clown. So here is a comparison, I would rather get a fucking cancer than read your fucking shit. So do us all a huge fucking favor, and kill yourself. By the way, the stand up was funny.

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@THEBIRDMAN9412 Ha ha not really.

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@etthhhaaaannnnn lol u mad bro bro

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@THEBIRDMAN9412 WOW BRO YOU 5 MONTHS TO LATE?

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

has this kid ever heard of plastic explosives?

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@etthhhaaaannnnn WOW BRO U MAD?

[TheGrimlok]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tech crew fail at 4:45,they thought he was done and the next act was going on because he got an awesome crowd reaction.

[DJPissOnUrMom]

@etthhhaaaannnnn Congratulations, you just compared a disease that ruins lives to a kids comment on a youtube video. How about you fuck yourself? You're a piece of shit, you fucking youtube trolling ass clown. So here is a comparison, I would rather get fucking cancer than read your fucking shit. So do us all a huge fucking favor, and kill yourself. By the way, the comment was funny and you cant get "A FUCKING CANCER" you fucking inbred jackass.

[DJPissOnUrMom]

I'd rather get cancer then watch this kids stand up comedy again

[kalmbach22]

The only funny part was the end...but I cant really judge since hes bounded down by being in a school