The Best Bad Jokes

Bad jokes are always the funniest! Tell me your best joke. I'll pick out my favorite and feature it on my Twitter.

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[TheTubePortal]

Here's the only good joke I ever made up myself - Have you heard about the guy who has an emo lawn? It cuts itself.

[frankfv13]

@TheTubePortal HAHAHA funiest part..hahuuhh u stole it HAHAH!

[cain8821]

what do rabbits and birds have in common? they both can fly except the rabbit

[timbo9508]

Anyone else notice the swastica in the background

[TheLilmitty11]

anyone else think it was a calcuLITTER

[stevenjr12]

is your name bradden???????

[Joshkour]

What do gay horses eat haaaaaaaaay

Why did the tomato blush because it saw the salad dressing

[happysadday12345]

Why do Mexicans eat tamales on Christmas ? So they could have something to unrap!!Lol

[juan11281993]

what kind of dog did the boy eat[hotdog]

[eliteplayer2789]

orange head so the man said "this is when everything went wrong for my third wish I wished for a big orange head!" so stupid = funny

[eliteplayer2789]

So one day a woman walked into a bar and saw a guy with a big orange head and asked him why do u have a big orange head so the guy explained I was in the desert and found a genie and the genie said man I will give u three wishes so the man said I want all the money in the world so the sands parted and all the money was there then he said I want the most beautiful woman in the world so the sands parted and a beautiful woman was there but the woman at the bar said wait how did u get that big oran

[155Jakki]

It smell like updog in here.

What updog?

Nuthin what about you?