HARRY POTTER RAP! - Flo Rida/Guetta Parody

PUT YO WANDS UUUP! Special thanks to my sis for geeking out with me and to all of the superfans at the Yonge-Dundas Fan Appreciation Hour in Toronto who agreed to dance around for the vid! Also thanks to Brescia College for being my stand-in Hogwarts :D

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Original song: Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida/Guetta
New Lyrics by: Julia Bentley

LYRICS!

CHORUS
The prophecy said how

I'm destined to kill Voldemort now

But I'm still trying to figure out how

So when does Deathly Hallows come out

cuz I can't even handle this right now (yeahhhhh)



VERSE 1
Hey
Here with ron and hermione we drink butterbeer

oh we be wishin everything was like clear

now that dumbledore's no longer here
and
Snape might be a death eater
for
all o my fans I hope this all ends well

followin me since we was like twelve

Check my scar and they all just stare

wizards, muggles, everywhere!

Kill Voldy that's the business

All out it's so ridiclous

Death eaters at attention

Don't tell I'm in the building (hey!)

They watchin I know this

fear like petrificus totalus

watch out...EXPELLIARMUS!

CHORUS

VERSE 2
Hey

Oh Voldemort is like outta control

Hit him with all the spells we know

10 more rounds can I get a KO (while)

Daily prophet's trying to make me pose

Go Kamikaze on the horcrux load

got 2 down now 5 to go
last book makes 2 movies yo
finale bigger than the superbowl!
Go hard! Run the show

That's right in Gringotts money to blow

My broom, my wand when I walk in the door

No hype do it big all over the globe
Yeah!

I said it!

Go tell it!

Hogwarts ya!

Who ready?

I'm ready!

You ready!

Lets get it!



CHORUS

f'I see your dark mark brand (hey)
I'll send you to azkaban (hey)

Got everybody in the world wanting to lend a hand

I am a ladies man

Ginny's be my lady and...

We can snog, soo, ahhhhhh

Bring your nimbus we'll play quiddich in the atmosphere

I'll show you how to find the golden snitch while in the air

Fly you around the world

use a portkey if you'd prefer

Are you ready to go now!



CHORUS

Rowling's book's great now

(Put your wands up! )

When is this movie ouuuuut!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• harry
• potter
• deathly
• hallows
• horcrux
• julia
• bentley
• honeychip
• flo
• rida
• parody
• club
• can't
• handle
• me
• guetta
• brescia
• college
• put
• yo
• wands
• up

[Marypotterweasley]

Love it..the original came on the other day and I just sung the words to this! Phahaa!(:

[honeychip]

@Marypotterweasley HAHA this comment made my day :D

[TheAncientnoodles]

Did anyone else notice the guy wearing a gryffindor robe and a ravenclaw tie?

[honeychip]

@TheAncientnoodles Oh no continuity errors!! lol

[iDoNotLieProductions]

i tried mimicing the movements!!!!!!!!barly gat them corect!!!!!!!!

[honeychip]

@iDoNotLieProductions HAHA my amazing choreography :S hahahah

[01pinkandblack]

daily prophet try and make me pose

hahaha i lol at that! also that would be so funny if they played this during the credits for part 2!! i dout they will but still it would be SO funny

[honeychip]

@seanjbennett Well you know that if you read the books.... :P That's why it says "might" :D

[ben1010ish]

@honeychip thank you that video is awsome it takes a parody like that to impress me

[honeychip]

@ben1010ish Haha I watched your vid and I'm replying!! Thanks so much for naming me parody of the week so glad you liked the vid! :D

[ben1010ish]

honeychip congrats you won parody of the week for the firebreather show on my channel :)

[luvingstuff]

Watch out, EXPELLIARMUS! ah I love this <3

[MoonshoesLewy]

When you live in Toronto and can recognise all of the places they're filming at... :D