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Published on Mar 27, 2014

The Sons of Mim are: Joshua Burgess and Nick SantaCroce

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Single from the forthcoming parody album from The Sons of Mim. ©2014 Nick SantaCroce and Joshua Burgess

As I walk into Winterfell from Lannisport,
I take a look at my legs and realize they're very short,
'Cuz I've been reading and thinking so long that
Even my momma thinks that, oh wait. She's dead.
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like an imp, a half-man, a pervert.
You better watch how your talking, or where you're walking,
Or Renly sneak up and make you joust with his cock.

I really hate to trip, but I need some wine.
And some fine old books about Targaryen bloodlines, fool.
My brother Jaime's got my sister undressed,
On her knees in the tower, making love,
But it's incest!

Been spending most our lives living in the Lannister's paradise.
We shit gold and don't think twice, while the Greyjoys pay the iron price.
My daddy's not so nice, living in the Lannister's paradise.
He keeps killing all my wives, living in the Lannister's paradise.

Look at this situation they've got me facin',
I can't live normal life: I was raised by rich dicks.
But I've got to be down with this family.
All these books and hoes and booze got me livin' the dream!
I'm an educated imp, with money on my mind.
Got a shield in my hand, and an axe in my... other hand.
A half-pint Lannister, a whoop-ass canister,
I'm upstairs, you're down, let me slide down the bannister!

Head to the brothel, get that pussy hummin'.
Soon enough, winter ain't the only thing that be comin'.
I'm thirty three now, but will I live to see thirty fo?
I know nothing, just like Jon Snow.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the real bastard is named Joffrey?

Been spending most our lives living in the Lannista's paradise.
We shit gold and don't think twice while the Greyjoys pay the iron price.
My nephew's not so nice, living in a Lannista's paradise.
He beheaded Ned with Ice, living in the Lannista's paradise.

Power in the money, money in the power,
Look, it's Brandon Stark, he's falling out the tower!
Everybody's gaming, but half of them ain't thronesing.
Now Joffrey needs a slap, yeah my imp hand is jonesing.
I want to marry Shae, but I just don't see it happen.
My daddy is still mad, 'cuz I'm always Joffrey slappin'!
He beats me down, he beats me up, but he forgets:
A Lannister will always pay his debts, fool.

Been spending most our lives living in the Lannister's paradise.
We shit gold and don't think twice, while the Greyjoys pay the iron price.
I guess Tommen's kinda nice, living in the Lannister's paradise.
He roleplays his cats as knights, living in the Lannister's paradise.



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