Creation Science

Here's a nice little cartoon about creation science in the classroom with what appears to be George Bush as the instructor (a scary thought indeed).

After watching this you too will see the bullet-proof logic behind intelligent design. I hope my kids learn this in school. Enjoy!

Oh and remember... Let's not try to turn our kids into dangerous idiots.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Creation
• Science

[zeppelingitis]

Are those statistics in the beginning true? That's pretty scary.

[stevethul1]

I can't wait until religion has gone the way of the Dinosaur and is Laughed at anytime spoken.

Man Made god, Not, god Made Man - Save the world and the minds of our children, Send Religion and gods back to the Bronze Age, Never to return - Never...

[Ziggie1o1]

@zeppelingitis Well I know the first one isn't. It's actually about 45%. Still a scary number though.

[Amashkitotamoes]

"He's dieing! Bring me a Bible, STAT!"

[cutiegirl60000]

I believe in God!!!!!!!!

[GoblinXXX]

@Not2Sane The Velociraptors depicted in JURASSIC PARK would actually only have been about 3 feet tall. Ride a Triceratops, instead, the Chevy Suburban of dinosaurs. They probably weren't fast, but I doubt much got in their way. ;)

[GoblinXXX]

See those blank, gray kids in the back of the classroom? I went to school with a number of kids like that.

[brewerbrian420]

"Finklestien, hairdresser, I doubt it." So funny



[stevethul1]

@cutiegirl60000 - I have to ask, Would you still be Christian if you were born in Pakistan?"

Man Made god, Not, god Made Man - Security Blankets are great protection when seeing the world through young inexperienced eyes...

[cutiegirl60000]

@stevethul1 I believe in God I am a Christian

[1234yersiman]

@Not2Sane Actually it is the other way round, and it is 99% of our DNA with Chimpanzees. 

[MaximusRelaximus]

you know, when you've cited statistics that obviously make no sense whatsoever, since they're impossible by definition, within the first 10 seconds, that doesn't lend much credibility to anything to come. But the youtube drones will "thumbs-up" anything if the gist of it is something they agree with. the world is fucking doomed. here's a clue: 62 + 44 =106. the 62 and 44 represent things that are absolutely mutually exclusive.