Winning to Charlie is life; if you're a loser you might as well just walk back to where you came from because you won't survive anywhere near this man. If you manage to win enough and handle the pure crazy that is Charlie, maybe you can go out into the dark sea and watch Jaws with him. To win like Charlie, you simply have to let go of your mind. Completely let go. Then get some women goddesses and remove yourself from terrestrial thinking. Without being bound by terrestrial words, you can rhyme "winning" with "us" and you will shit poetry. Once you rhyme like Sheen, your life will be bitching, your life will be winning, and you won't have time for clowns.
There are still many questions that need to be answered about Charlie Sheen before he leaves this Earth such as...
- How much cocaine will it take to kill this man?
- Is he even a man? - Is he a god?
- What exactly is the drug "Charlie Sheen"?
- Will Two and a Half Men ever air again?
- Is Charlie Sheen too damn high?
# New reports state that Charlie Sheen's wife was arrested in 1996 for DUI, then later for cocaine possession. Guess this answers that pesky question of, "How did you guys meet."
# Yesterday actor Charlie Sheen's Mercedes was stolen and carelessly driven off a ravine. According to reports, the car thief didn't want money, he just wanted to craft the perfect metaphor for Charlie Sheen's career.
# On Wednesday, Hanes announced they will drop Charlie Sheen as a spokesman.Why? Don't they still sell wife-beaters?
# Charlie Sheen says he has 'tiger blood'Sheen is right. Last night an angry Brooke Mueller chased after him with a nine iron.
# Charlie Sheen denies that he's bipolar"Bipolar?" Sheen responded. "Isn't that a bear that goes both ways?"
# Charlie Sheen is living with a porn actressThere's been a lot of buzz about Charlie Sheen living with a porn star. She's become a real "conversation piece."
# Mental health pros using less talk and more drug therapyUpon hearing this, Charlie Sheen agreed to seek psychiatric help.
# After Twitter Hit Charlie Sheen Mark Cuban Talk Media Showworking title, " 140 and a Half Characters"
# Charlie Sheen is hiring an intern to handle his affairsIt will mark the first time Charlie Sheen has hired someone and not paid by the half hour. The applicant can be wet behind the ears as long as she'll put her ankles behind her ears.
# Charlie Sheen fired. Upon hearing the news the White House re-adjusted its unemployment figures to reflect a new all-time high
# Sheen Highest Paid ActorAccording to a TV Guide poll, Charlie Sheen is the highest paid actor on prime time televison--earning $825,000 per episode. This means LA call girls are now the highest paid prostitutes in the counrtry--earning over $1,000 per "episode."
# Charlie Sheen is so obsessed with cocaine,he lists his weight as 72 and a half kilos.
# Charlie Sheen says he's more popular than ObamaTea Party members responded by demanding to see Sheen's birth certificate.
# Charlie Sheen just broke the record for the most followers on twitter.And society has just broken the record for the most twits.
# A Northwestern University professor allowed an on-campus presentation of a live sex act during an after-class event. In related news, today Charlie Sheen enrolled at Northwestern University.
# Charlie Sheen plans to visit HaitiNow that he's unemployed, Charlie Sheen needs to find a cheaper source of cocaine.
# John Stamos was supposedly asked to replace Charlie Sheen on the show "Two and a Half Men". Contrary to the rumors, he is not replacing Charlie Sheen on the show. However, Martin Sheen has asked him to be his son.
# ESPN reports head coach will be fired to make roon for Charlie Sheenso they can get back to Winning! and play at a high level
# Obama Says Gaddafi Sons Unfit Must Resign Or elseHe'll send in the Department of Social Services to forcibly remove them just like with Charlie Sheen
# Tiger Woods made his return to golf in Augusta Georgia and said he was impressed with the support he got from those who watched him practice. It is good to see Charlie Sheen, John Edwards and Jesse James showing an interest in golf.
# Charlie Sheen is really coming to the defense of Lindsay Lohan. In fact, he's set up a website asking the media to leave her alone. The site is doing great, it's received almost as many hits as his wife.
# The woman who locked herself in the bathroom during Charlie Sheen's recent rampage, Capri Anderson, is upset about reports calling her a hooker, because she is a porn star.no punch line necessary (apparently, it doesn't matter what you do, what matters is whether you are filmed doing it).
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sheen interview (full)by emperorkang11,347 views
are u willing to take a drugtest?.....Obviously im batman =D epic trolling
SearingPanda 14 hours ago
hahaha lmao I had no idea this was gonna be so funny
1986alec 1 week ago
Holy shit
That was awesome.
WildZebraFace 1 month ago
Dude this cracked me up completely!
Tigerblood762 3 months ago
how the fuck did you make this? pure genius
NovemVmbrae666 3 months ago
Charlie Sheen - The Best IRL-troll in the universe
WINNING!
OmgWTFize 8 months ago
this ain't parody
gautham1991e 8 months ago
hahaha
robertc009 9 months ago
That Video is the most awesome Video of the World. I laughed my fucking ass off xDDD Its unfair, that so less people saw this video :(
Ceadeuss 10 months ago