Dre Speaks on Twilight

The views expressed in this video do not necessarily represent the views, ideas and opinions of Johnthan Speed aka Speed8178.

With that said, this is a nine-minute diatribe my friend Dre delivers about the Twilight series and its various flaws. Included in this discussion are:

1) sparkly vampires
2) the whole "the more human blood you drink, the stronger you get" thing.
3) the whole "the younger you are, the stronger you are" thing.
4) the idea that if anyone couldn't figure out the "twist" in "New Moon," they were/are complete idiots.

And, I'm just putting it nicely.

Also, I'd like to apologize for the sideways-ness of the video. That, I'm working on as we speak. I'll update when I can get a non-sideways version of the vid.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• team jacob
• team edward
• bella
• stephanie meyer
• college
• student
• black
• male
• angry black guy
• umd
• university of maryland
• college park
• eclipse
• new moon
• breaking dawn
• kristen
• stewart
• taylor
• lautner

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i was still drugged up. lol