Criken dies. Many times. Many many many many times. To be fair I played this at about 3 or 4 am so my deductive reasoning probably wasn't at 100%.
These are some of the highlights from one of my streams on twitch.tv/criken Commentary was by Skippy (Owner of Skippy's Lobster Shack) Full unedited 4 hours of footage here: http://www.twitch.tv/criken/b/301073198