TwiShite: Part One

Click on the link to Part Two when you've finished watching.

This is just a laugh, guys. Don't get too worked up about it.

Incidentally, unlike previous videos, this is NOT a satire. I completely stand behind everything I say in this video.

Note to Mormons watching this video: I understand that some of the references to Mormonism may be offensive to some of you. Whilst I appreciate that Stephenie Meyer does not speak for all Mormons, I do nontheless consider your religion to be patently batshit insane, and hence have no intention to either show - or pretend to show - respect for it. I personally know a few Mormons and, whilst the ones I know are actually very nice, friendly people who have never made any attempt to convert me, and whom I do personally respect, I nontheless consider their beliefs to be, frankly, hilarious. Deal with it.

To the casual Twilight fans watching this: I do hope that most of you can appreciate that this video is only intended as some light entertainment and, whilst I do think the books are quite bad, I'm sure we can all accept that people can disagree on opinions about books and still get along. This is just a bit of fun.

To the hardcore Twilight fans who throw acid in "Twilight haters" eyes and then repeatedly stab them (really, it's happened): Get a grip.

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[RaspberryPrincess15]

Funny!! i love ur accent, r u Aussie or Kiwi?

[TheBunnybeater]

@RaspberryPrincess15 Part Kiwi, part Irish. Moved back and forth between the two places quite a lot.

[xmisshollyvictoriax]

I love twilight, but this is totally funny =) & I love your accent, where do you come from??

[TheBunnybeater]

Spent my early life shuttling between Ireland and New Zealand. Hence the unusual hybrid accent.

Nice to hear you liked it!

[hectorlowe]

I can't tell where you're from. You sound American, but some of your words are oddly tainted, as if you're trying to pull an English accent.

That said, I wholeheartedly agree with everything you've said in this video. They're marketing glittery, ice-cold dildos to mimic Cullen's vampiric member.

I weep for the future.

Incidentally, if you were doing a faux English accent, please don't. Nothing personal, but it makes us Englishmen cringe.

[TheBunnybeater]

Mmm. "The Vamp". Bloody terrifying, that.

My accent is the result of spending my early life shuttling between Ireland and New Zealand, which is why it's a bit hard to place. I did watch lots of British comedy from an early age, so that may also creep in unwittingly. Me attempting to pull off a faux British accent sounds like some horrific Cockney crowbar-to-the-head trainwreck of a inflection.

[jean815]

Twilight can be described as Edward being hot, Bella being easily distracted by - Oooh! Shiny! and.. Edward being hot. And now, you have read all four books. You're welcome.

I love this!

[Thiefree]

Absolutely. Twilight is Buffy if feminism never happened. It's insipid, uninspired, and derivative - and the only reason I know all this is because I have to study it for my university course.

Seriously.

[ImGoin2Boston]

:'D thank you. Thank you so much

[Lizi1243]

I think I love you. You like Joss Whedon, you hate Twishit, and you have a kick-ass accent.

[RummanTheGoat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING, MAN! Edward is a tick! xD

[Dirtcreature]

BunnyBeater...I don't know if you've heard of them, but there's a series of table top roleplay games from a company called White Wolf, and there are games called Vampire the Masquerade, Werewolf the Apocalypse, etc.

We know that people like to put their own twist on a genre, but according to these games (based on the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice), there IS a race of creatures who are immortal, have beautiful perfect faces, and sparkle in the sunlight...

They're called Fairies.

[tadge72]

you are pretty funny mate. not hearing the irish accent, tbh but lots of NZ! fush!

[koflan]

@TheBunnybeater I think that as a young guy with a foreign accent, you've successfully endeared yourself to Twilight fans who have braved this lil video. A savvy move.

[Angryification]

You are too cool!

[drumlip]

Actually I think a pool of expired milk could write sometihng better than Twilight.