Were You Born an Asshole? A Song for ALL the Hater Assholes!

This song is dedicated to all assholes everywhere, but especially to the hater assholes that my friends and I have encountered here.

Jimmy Buffett Lyrics
Were You Born an Asshole?

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Assholes
• Haters

[zifisify]

hahah awesome! u should add some music to it and make it more pro! your adorable :)

[ToneeRhianRose]

@zifisify I would if I could find a karaoke vid for it.

[TASLOU222]

I think your adorable

the haters have no taste you are pretty and dont let anyone make you believe otherwise ! I loved this video !

[ToneeRhianRose]

@TASLOU222 Thanx! BTW you only need to post 1x. :) I know YT's commenting is confusing now, but the way to know it got posted is it'll give you a green OK down by the post button.

[fragtag00]

really good job, im an F@G, an asshole gamer subscribed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D;D;D;D

[ToneeRhianRose]

Thanx!

[omgoshprincess]

zaaag zaag zaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

i'm an assholeXD

no even better

we all love asshoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­le's

pfu

[justjessikahhh]

this is amazing i love it ! please will you put some lyrics up or do kareoke version ? i wanna learn it :P

[Muskateering]

I couldn't put it better myself....:)

[ToneeRhianRose]

And you're the kind of person this song was intended for! The only 1 who's ugly is ppl like you!

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

You have been branded an asshole! (_o_) Wear your badge w/ pride you insignificant prick!

[nothinglikeafender]

you are UGLEE! looks like you been eating some ASSHOLE!

[ToneeRhianRose]

I hate those who tell me I'm ugly. And I especially hate those who tell me that I should kill myself cause they think I'm ugly & that no one likes me which is total bullshit!

And I don't give these morons attention. They make these stupid comments cause they're evil! They're a bunch of soulless bastards who don't give a damn who they hurt. They're the kind of people who'd push an emotionally unstable person to commit suicide & they can't stand it when someone strong stands up to them!